My husband found a use for the two-wheeled object. He has strapped it to a picnic table that is vertically situated in our garage. The table is also tied to an object that is bolted to his workbench that I believe is commonly referred to as a vice.
This arrangement has been in place for 16 days.
Things that scare me about my husband, vol I.
20 comments:
um. wow.
I saw the title of the blog, I scroll down to the picture, and I thought you were going to be scared about how neatly hung all the tools in the garage are...exactly spaced apart and all...nice clean white walls...I was scared. Then I thought, Can I live in your garage?
i don't get it. how is a two-wheeled object strapped to a picnic table strapped to a roof and a vice... useful?
He seems like a practical , thrifty hard working guy. Neet as a pin too.
I can't stop laughing.
I don't think I have anything to say for this, except that, since the picnic table looks freshly painted, maybe it's left like that to dry?
I don't know. All I know is that's damn funny.
Is that his only vice?
Roscoe,
I never knew my husband went to Tijuana. And that he took his picnic table, no less! I'm peddling, baby.
Jen,
um, I know.
HD,
If you don't mind the troll and my motorcycle, you are more than welcome.
Karen,
And I'm married to it, baby.
Nadina,
You want to borrow him?
PDD,
It was not freshly painted. And I've been laughing for 16 days!
Paul,
Of course not darling, he's got me.
I know what he's doing.
maybe he is trying to straighten the picnic table? When I saw the picture my first thought was, "Dude! My picnic table is bent in the middle---I bet that would fix it!"
He doesn't want it to fall on the kid/kids and if it was laying flat it would take up to much room.The car would have to be parked in the drive way. Boy, it is clear as day to me. I want more incriminating photos of , maybe bondage of other household objects. If the shoe is any indication..there must be more.
Real men know what he is doing and real men will not tell you what he is doing, I will tell you this is completly normal behavior and shows your man to be pro-active and lets just call him a stand up guy. Do not be afraid, do not be very afraid. Kind Regards JW
Toby, according to Josh, you are a real man, not that there was ever any doubt.
Deborah, perhaps he can start up his own business: Picnic Table Kink Removers
Nadina: aha! you like the shoe? I don't think I like the idea of him using the shoe clamp on my nipples, though.
Josh, you have undoubtedly gained a new fan in my husband.
Erin, did you update your stickam code?
I am having difficulty updating mine.
It is nice that the world has an interest in my "projects". Good to know that real men know what I am doing, since I usualy don't. If you reaaly want to see "scary things about my husband" you should have Erin take a video of me in action. That is when life really gets interesting.
Goat, we have no desire to veiw footage of you masturbating. Unless... it involves some of those tools hanging in your garage and the vice. :)
I'm the one.
Nadina: Come on and let me give it a kiss, baby.
Goat: You are a goat.
Toby: Time will tell
Steph: You are simply illustrious.
Denny: Seriously, weren't you in that Marquis de Sade movie?
The two wheeled object is called, "a dolly."
Louis Armstrong had a Number 1 song about shagging one.
You are too young to remember.
My most sincere props to Toby and to you lady Erin.
I think he's just being inventive!
sweet nugget of seduction erin!!!! strap cowbell gene to that contraption!!!
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