Friday, May 12, 2006

Things that scare me about my husband, vol. II


My husband found a use for the two-wheeled object. He has strapped it to a picnic table that is vertically situated in our garage. The table is also tied to an object that is bolted to his workbench that I believe is commonly referred to as a vice.

This arrangement has been in place for 16 days.

Things that scare me about my husband, vol I.

26 comments:

Roscoe said...

I’ve seen this in Tijuana, long ago.

Erin, fetch your oven mitts and hardhat and no matter how loud he screams, DON’T STOP PEDALING!!!!

jennifer starfall said...

um. wow.

Hope Dangling said...

I saw the title of the blog, I scroll down to the picture, and I thought you were going to be scared about how neatly hung all the tools in the garage are...exactly spaced apart and all...nice clean white walls...I was scared. Then I thought, Can I live in your garage?

Karen Little said...

i don't get it. how is a two-wheeled object strapped to a picnic table strapped to a roof and a vice... useful?

nadina said...

He seems like a practical , thrifty hard working guy. Neet as a pin too.

PDD said...

I can't stop laughing.

I don't think I have anything to say for this, except that, since the picnic table looks freshly painted, maybe it's left like that to dry?

I don't know. All I know is that's damn funny.

Paul said...

Is that his only vice?

Erin O'Brien said...

Roscoe,

I never knew my husband went to Tijuana. And that he took his picnic table, no less! I'm peddling, baby.

Jen,

um, I know.

HD,

If you don't mind the troll and my motorcycle, you are more than welcome.

Karen,

And I'm married to it, baby.

Nadina,

You want to borrow him?

PDD,

It was not freshly painted. And I've been laughing for 16 days!

Paul,

Of course not darling, he's got me.

Toby said...

I know what he's doing.

Deborah said...

maybe he is trying to straighten the picnic table? When I saw the picture my first thought was, "Dude! My picnic table is bent in the middle---I bet that would fix it!"

nadina said...

He doesn't want it to fall on the kid/kids and if it was laying flat it would take up to much room.The car would have to be parked in the drive way. Boy, it is clear as day to me. I want more incriminating photos of , maybe bondage of other household objects. If the shoe is any indication..there must be more.

josh williams said...

Real men know what he is doing and real men will not tell you what he is doing, I will tell you this is completly normal behavior and shows your man to be pro-active and lets just call him a stand up guy. Do not be afraid, do not be very afraid. Kind Regards JW

Erin O'Brien said...

Toby, according to Josh, you are a real man, not that there was ever any doubt.

Deborah, perhaps he can start up his own business: Picnic Table Kink Removers

Nadina: aha! you like the shoe? I don't think I like the idea of him using the shoe clamp on my nipples, though.

Josh, you have undoubtedly gained a new fan in my husband.

PDD said...

Erin, did you update your stickam code?

I am having difficulty updating mine.

nadina said...

ouch

The Goat said...

It is nice that the world has an interest in my "projects". Good to know that real men know what I am doing, since I usualy don't. If you reaaly want to see "scary things about my husband" you should have Erin take a video of me in action. That is when life really gets interesting.

Toby said...

Goat, we have no desire to veiw footage of you masturbating. Unless... it involves some of those tools hanging in your garage and the vice. :)

I'm the one.

Stephanie Powers said...

I think it's a devise for practicing knife throwing. You stand in front of the picnic table in your denim jacket ONLY - cause that's the way you roll - blindfold, and those sexy black boots from last season, dangling unlit cig, and the hubmeister throws daggers at you. "Why", might you ask. Because of that pancreas contraption hanging from your dryer hose. Whose really scaring who here? And that dolly? Well, if he hits you accidently, the dolly is hooked up to roll you off to the hospital.

Best of luck on that one.

Denny Shane said...

Seriously, wasn't this thing in that Marquis de Sade movie?

Erin O'Brien said...

Nadina: Come on and let me give it a kiss, baby.

Goat: You are a goat.

Toby: Time will tell

Steph: You are simply illustrious.

Denny: Seriously, weren't you in that Marquis de Sade movie?

Denny Shane said...

You saw me and recognized me? I thought I was pretty well made up with all that blood and crap. I learned a lot while invovled. Actually the Marquis was quite a guy. A joke a minute... and God help ya if ya didn't laugh.

Zen Wizard said...

The two wheeled object is called, "a dolly."

Louis Armstrong had a Number 1 song about shagging one.

You are too young to remember.

josh williams said...

My most sincere props to Toby and to you lady Erin.

Michael Manning said...

I think he's just being inventive!

jamwall said...

sweet nugget of seduction erin!!!! strap cowbell gene to that contraption!!!

steel kisses said...

Ha ha!! I've seen similar things in my own garage. I didn't understand it then and I surely don't understand it now. The best part is that it's been there for (now more than) 16 days.