Throwing a Curve Ball

 
Jeepers, Creepers, plenty of righties are sure blowing a gasket over the Susan Rice Benghazi "scandal."

Question: Where were Senators Graham and McCain when George Tenet was telling Bush to go to war over the steaming pile of tripe manufactured by "Curve Ball?" Where was the inquiry and the panel and the investigation then?

Susan Rice reads talking points on Benghazi: Red-faced spittle-flecked outrage!

More than four thousand US Troops and 100,000 civilians dead and countless others injured or maimed in Iraq over bogus WMD claims from an unverified source: Um ... oops.

Babies, I hate to break this to you, but Susan Rice ain't no Scooter Libby.

This should come as no surprise from the utterly traitorous GOP, which has turned its collective nose upward at the man they wanted to put into the most powerful position in the world less than one month ago.

I think David Corn got it about right on the Nov. 29th edition of To The Point:

Mitt Romney will not be invited to appear on panels on the future of Republican Party, or even to go on talk shows to talk about the fiscal cliff. He has no force of persuasion within the Republican Party. Outside of the Republican Party, he has no troops. He has no standing. But he did get a free lunch courtesy of the U.S. Government today.

Yup.

And while we're at it, who exactly is the leader of the GOP these days? McCain? Limbaugh? Priebus? Boehner? McConnell?

Is it Paul Ryan? Can anybody help me out here?

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Coming soon to a theater near you

GOP: THE DESTROYERS

SPEED! NEED! GREED!

STARRING: Rushie-poo LIMBAUGH, Category 5 PALIN, Baby Blue BOEHNER, Jingle Balls JINDAL, Stainless STEELE and Coldcocker COULTER!

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BURN before the roiling wrath of Rushie-poo Limbaugh when he can't find his earpiece!

SIZZLE as a helplessly bound Category 5 Palin begs for abstinence-only from a merciless Jingle Balls Jindal!

GASP as a leather-clad Baby Blue Boehner fights his way through 18 thrilling holes opposite a snarling Stainless Steele!

COWER before a ravenous Coldcocker Coulter as she eats kittens!

FLY with the freedom of this no-holds-barred gang as they speed over the crumbling highways of America in fully-loaded Cadillac DTS's!

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I'm working on the script. Anybody have any ideas?

A shocking admission

What irritates me most about Boehner (I pronounce it "boner") is not that he's from Ohio (although I'm way irritated by that), or that moronic look on his face, or his circle-the-wagons conservative attitude (but that is, admittedly, a biggie), but his year-round tan. How much you want to bet he's got a tanning bed at home?

Kiss my ass, Boehner. You with your big baby-blue golf pants and candy ass fake tan.