GOP: THE DESTROYERS
SPEED! NEED! GREED!
STARRING: Rushie-poo LIMBAUGH, Category 5 PALIN, Baby Blue BOEHNER, Jingle Balls JINDAL, Stainless STEELE and Coldcocker COULTER!
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BURN before the roiling wrath of Rushie-poo Limbaugh when he can't find his earpiece!
SIZZLE as a helplessly bound Category 5 Palin begs for abstinence-only from a merciless Jingle Balls Jindal!
GASP as a leather-clad Baby Blue Boehner fights his way through 18 thrilling holes opposite a snarling Stainless Steele!
COWER before a ravenous Coldcocker Coulter as she eats kittens!
FLY with the freedom of this no-holds-barred gang as they speed over the crumbling highways of America in fully-loaded Cadillac DTS's!
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I'm working on the script. Anybody have any ideas?