Here is some dumb stuff.
An Erin O'Brien classic:
This one is from November of last year. Enjoy some plastic dead guys and ladies who lunch on me. (And a tip-o-the-hat to PDD, who has been with me from the beginning. As far as this guy is concerned, not sure if he's still around, but I love him anyway.)
Searches that brought 'em here:
Someone looking to "masturbate with hummingbird flosser" via Google came to this post, which was somewhat underappreciated when it first ran. Maybe I feel this way because that is really and truly the way that chick talked the entire time she cleaned my teeth and I had to endure it.
"Shaved scrotom" garnered me a #1 Google hit for this post due largely in part to Jesus's misspelling of scrotum in the comment section.
Someone interested in "how long can a human live with your head chopped off" stopped by the Owner's Manual via a #3 hit on a Yahoo search.
No idea why, but "men hate freckles" Googled someone over to this post.
Someone asked All the Internet "is doritos nacho cheese hal" and got directed here.
Erin O'Brien factoids:
I am 5' 1" tall and weigh one hundred and erfelmingrupert pounds. My middle name is Elizabeth.
Would you please, please, PLEASE buy my book? It's only about ten bucks and it's a good effing book. Right now, my Amazon sales rank is 328,833. Come on, people, let's see if we can get that effer down under 10,000. If you want an autographed copy, send me a check for $20 and I'll send you a signed book and probably a goodie or two. Here's the address:
P. O. Box 470167
Broadview Hts. OH 44147
I love you mother effers.