Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Stupid things I own, vol. six

25 comments:

Hal said...

You sure own a lot of tomato soup cans.

And...

I'M FIRST! WOO HOO!

~d said...

that is a weird looking soup can.
Nice Tiki Dude, though!

Jozee said...

I see nothing wrong with this picture.
:)

Toby said...

Does the tiki double as anything?

Vince said...

I hope that kneeling thing is not underage, because that big dark ‘woody’ thing may be a bit too close. But this ensemble blows away my ‘Leaning Tower of Pisa resting against Aphrodite’s bosom sculpture. Very well done and deserved of the Blue Campbell’s soup award.

Erin O'Brien said...

Hal, I am building an igloo out of tomato soup cans. In it, I intend to entertain my gentlemen callers. We shall sip sherry and chat politely about the weather, the benefit of slathering cucumber finger sandwiches with mayonaisse instead of cream cheese, and the outrageous cost of quality marital aids.

d, I am only using weird soup cans for the igloo. This one was designed by Andy Warhol.

Jozee, of course you don't, darling. You and I are geniuses and we think alike.

Toby, I actually use him when I play "Easter Island." I sit on the shore of Lake Erie with the statue next to me and stare out at the tumultuous waves. Then I go home, drink cheap beer and burp while watching "Deal or No Deal" and eating spicy nacho Doritos.

Thank you Vince. It is so nice to have a man of culture and taste here at the Owner's Manual. And I must agree, my sense of composition is not lost on this piece. Aren't we all just marvelous?

Toby said...

I've never met anyone who plays Easter Island. I thought I was alone.

Erin O'Brien said...

Toby plays Easter Island! Toby plays Easter Island!

Toby said...

Yeah, I'm weird that way. I'm glad I'm not alone

Denny Shane said...

what kind of tomato soup is that? shouldn't the can be red? and why is that little girl pointing her butt at that "aku" god thing?

Jesus Toast said...

Can you get splinters from a dildo like that?

Larry said...

Sorry, couldn't think of anything cute or obscene. Can you help me find Josie's...errr...link?

Erin O'Brien said...

PEOPLE! (and Larry) Jozee's link is in the right hand sidebar of the main page of my blog, along with a whole bunch of others. I have moved them there from the link page. So go on over and visit some of my friends!

Confidential to Larry: Jozee's link is under Josie in my blogroll. You can also click her name here in commentland and go to her profile, where there is also a link to her blog, as well as any number of fabulous Jozee facts!

Toby plays Easter Island! Toby plays Easter Island!

Denny: It is Magical Tomato Soup! When you eat it, you grow horns! and whenever you wave your hands over someone's head, they turn into a frog!

Jesus, it is exactly for this reason that I have not used the idol in that application. I would be happy to let you borrow it for a field test.

jamwall said...

andy warhol didn't have the little wooden statues like you do!

that little punk!

Erin O'Brien said...

oh jam, baby, I love your cowbell! and as I type this, I honestly do not know if Warhol is alive or dead. Talk about your 15 minutes ...

Jesus Toast said...

...as long as you don't mind a little poop in the wood. I'll need it in time for the weekend. Thanks your a pal.

Toby said...

I play other games too.

Jozee said...

Who's Larry? Why's he wanna know me?

Erin, lovey, your random shit could mix with my random shit a.n.y.d.a.y.

Thanks for the hookup dollface. <3

jamwall said...

mr. warhol fell to his 15 minute demise sometime in 1986 or 87.

it was a pez dispenser accident from what i hear..

jamwall said...

no wait, he was crushed by a giant soup can..

yeah, that's it...

FLAMINGO1 said...

What size batteries does that bitch use? Damn!!

Does the little doll with the soup can on it's back do anything? I was kind of hoping you could blow into it's ass and it would whistle. Actually, the whistling is optional...I just want to blow into its ass.

~d said...

Am I the only one who digs the Tiki dude?!

Jozee said...

No, Jamwall, it was a cardiac arrest after lowly gallbladder surgery that did Warhol in. I have my own suspicions though.
Studio 54,the '80's, ...

~d I like the tiki dude. He comes in handy as a weapon if guests get unruly.
Multi purpose- art as emergency weapon.

Miss O'B- I saw you on Stickcam the night before last. The whole system went down before I could sign in to chat. What were you sayin'- girl?!

PDD said...

Pinky likes to lick ass I guess. It's a good thing. Keep it up big bird!

I love it Erin. All of your stupid things are brilliant!

kandykane said...

its nice to hace blogs with pics.. adds so much of interest. Like it.