Ironically, Mr. Toast and I reveal entirely too much of ourselves in the comment section of this post while Hef's nude Playmates fail to reveal much at all.*
Regarding the impolite controversy over how hirsute a woman should be, there was at least one dissenting opinion posted last week.
I love men.
*I do not believe it is possible to impregnate either of the women shown in Mr. Toast's post. I am unsure if they are capable of coitus. It is possible they are not real at all, but just some cyber-creation: big Barbies with delicately rouged nipples formed out of a few million pixels. And if a woman is not capable of pregnancy or coitus or the act of breathing, she is surely sexless. So these Hef-Hers are sexless.
And this makes me happy happy happy.
Mr. Hefner and his minions might wrinkle his nose over a zoftig and mature girl like me, but no one can say I'm sexless.
Erin: 1; Playmates: 0