The last photoshop YouTube I will ever post (well, maybe the last)

The "before" still gets my vote.

Newboob

The Anonymous Photoshopper has improved me yet again.

I am a bit afraid of the newboobs. They seem demanding, like they'd have special needs. Obviously, they'd need elaborate bras. But on top of that, a set like this would require grandiose introductions and maybe even their own titles. Try Queen Lolly Fruit and Lawdy Georgia Duchess. Seems like the RealDoll owners like the enhanced Erin.

My regular boobs are very low maintenance and agreeable. If there were a Beer Test for boobs, they'd pass for sure. No splendorous underwire Miracle Bra? No problem here, the girls will just hang loose and enjoy the ride. They aren't expecting any miracles. They know the score These are the sort of boobs that will make you a nice Ham and Swiss on rye (with mustard or mayo--your choice--and a pickle and some chips on the side). My boobs will get you a cup of coffee. Those newboobs? No way would they get making with the Poly Perk.

For more of then Anonymous Photoshoppers efforts, click here.

Told you so and Faith really is beautiful

I won't repeat myself. I already told you people that Photoshop turns women into mannequins.

Caution! Boobs and dildos abound in the preceding link!

Here's the story about Faith's photoshopping that ran on Jezebel.com. Hop over there to see a larger animated graphic that reveals the contrast in stunning detail.

And Faith? If you're out there? You are beautiful babygirl, just the way you are.

Oh yeah, I've been photoshopped as well.

And if you haven't seen this, it's worth the minute and 17 seconds:

"Holy time machines, Batman! Erin O'Brien's been Photoshopped!"

What Erin O'Brien wishes she looked like:



What Erin O'Brien actually looks like:



"Goddamn," said the anonymous Photoshop artist after completing this job, which took him over 125 hours. Despite his exhaustion, the artist was able to sit up and take a bit of weak tea before succumbing to a troubled sleep.

O'Brien's reaction to the before and after shots was mixed.

"What the hell do you expect?" said O'Brien of the untouched photo. "I had just screwed a goat!" After studying the Photoshop version of herself more closely, however, O'Brien reconsidered. "Shit!" she said. "Think this guy is available for full-body nudes?"

Details regarding additional work between O'Brien and the artist were not available.