Saturday, November 07, 2009
Cold and creamy
I am one of the last American women who uses cold cream. The store didn't have Pond's, so I bought Suave. I don't care. It's cold cream for chrissake.
I'm not going to tell you what I do with it. Me and the other seven women who still use cold cream are going to stay all mysterious about our cold cream secrets. We think it makes us sexy in a Playtex-18-Hour-Cross-Your-Heart bra kind of way.
For more important historical information about cold cream and how it defies radioactive dirt, I invite my readers to view this concise and entertaining footage: