I wear clothing that Fits Properly.
I have a Healthy Self Esteem.
I understand the importance of a Balanced Diet.
1. I have no Obsessive Compulsions.
2. I have no Obsessive Compulsions.
3. I have no Obsessive Compulsions.
4. I have no Obsessive Compulsions.
5. I have no Obsessive Compulsions.
I DO NOT have all the Jane Fonda workout tapes in boxes that have never been opened.
Metallic spandex is excellent workout attire.
I believe that pork is The Other White Meat.
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Oh, now I want some metallic spandex, too! Unless, you know, that means I actually have to start working out.
I don't have body issues until I start talking to my mom.
okay all i can saw is Leslie Hall 'Gold Pants Lullaby'
I have body hair issues
I have under arm flab issues.
I'm fine now that I've lost enough fat that I can see my wiener again.
(Sorry. I just love saying 'wiener.' Wiener wiener wiener.)
I have scrotum issues.
SxK: Jane Fonda used to wear these itsy bitsy leotards made out of the stuff. Then she'd top off the outfit with a headband and high heels Go sistah!
BV: You're beautiful, baby, no matter what anyone says.
anon: I can dig it!
Bostick: Slather thyself with Nair, lay in the sun for a couple hours, then hose the eff off.
Corn: Me too! I hate those things.
Doug: Why not paint a lil' smiley face on it?
Hal: Start a group: SA: Scrotum Anonymous.
Oh, I remember Jane all right. My high school gym teacher played pro football (CFL) and they used her tapes for their pre-game warm-ups. So on sunny days, we played football, and on rainy days, we sweated with Jane.
I don't care about body issues. I just care that chix put out.
~d totally hearts Erin!
Was with you until Pork being TOWM. Can only assume (one legacy Midwesterner to a current one) that all of the pigs in the area of the Land of Cleves are being fed strange Chinese additives.
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