Hal Perry sent me a picture of his teeth. Speaking of teeth, if you listen closely enough today, you can actually hear the teeth of children everywhere decaying.
Here is a pic of me and my kid a few years ago. As you can see, even she is scared of me.I will be shoveling out KitKats and Twizzlers and Skittles to all the little darlings tonight as I sip whiskey and gobble down a few myself. I also hand out Dad Pops to desperate looking fathers wielding flashlights.
Boo, mother effers.
17 comments:
dad pops? Is that beer??
Dude, your kid looks so much LIKE you I thought it was YOU as a kid...
I was with this comp guru/nerd/chick last night and we pulled up your blog on her PDA. I am so out of the looop-it was BEYOND cool to be all reading your fashizzle over dinner.
Happpy Hallloweeen!!
You never know what I'll be handing out for Halloween.
Bostick: No. They are lollipops shaped like a dick. OF COURSE it's beer!
~d: Babe, you so make me feel famous!
Shlong: No Dad Pop for you!
Bostick: No. They are lollipops shaped like a dick. OF COURSE it's beer!
Whew! I was worried there for a minute. I don't know what the hell I'd do if someone handed me a dick-shaped lollipop.
Beer I can deal with. Edible dildos? Not.
Dad pops. That is great. Too bad I couldn't do the same. The Jerry Fartwells who live in my town would burn down our house.
We've known about Hotlix treats for a while and I'm sorry they're too expensive to give out to all trick-or-treaters.
AAAAAAAAHHHH, Mrs. Penguin gave me a SCORRRPIOAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Heh.
thank you for your gift that my wife received yesterday!
Dean: It's time you busted out onto a new frontier. Maybe sxk will have an idea or two for the ol' dick pop.
Merkin: I am barely tolerated around here. I think people mainly feel sorry for me. Like a mentally challenged person.
Norm: You're right. Handing those babies out would get me a one-way ticket to the stockade.
Jesus: Your welcome ... I think.
I have such lovely teeth, don't I Erin?
Boo!
erin you look evil in that picture
do i make you horny
give me a dad pop and i will give you this lady treat i have in my pocket
hal you have the whitest teeth i have ever cum across
jesus holla
Funny I thought they were jello shots but can I have a Dad pop even if I'm a mom? I need a drink after viewing the glory of Hal's teeth.
Happy Halloween.
Happy Halloween, Erin! We get enough scorpion candy around here, thanks. Rattlesnake shakes, coyote cocktails.
All that.
BOO!
Hal: The better to eat me with.
Satan: I handed out two dad pops last night. Were you masquerading as my neighbor Bob Jenkins?
Libby: You can have a dad pop any day of the week.
Bug: You scairt me!
you look really scarry!! Too bad there is not much Halloween going on over here. Happy Halloween to you!!!
Happy Halloween!!
Your daughter looks just like you Erin. And I am not just saying that!
Oh yeah, and then there are Hal's teeth.
Bite me!
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