Writer Erin O'Brien comments on all things human.
It makes a pootie sound. You are so cute.We got the eyeball and the skull sucker also. I had to show Ava how to eat pixie sticks, you know, cant get the end wet or the sugar wont come out.
They shouldn't call it flarp, they should call it Queef.At least that's what The Pendulum calls it.
Heh. I didn't eat a single piece. Although I'm lusting after the eyeballs.
Which reminds me -- you said "goomy" when you were saying the word "gummy." Do you usually do that?It makes me think of "gumi," the Japanese word for their Mafia. So like, "gumi fingers" meaning of course the severed digits of Yakuza who have failed in their tasks.
Who says, Clothes don't make the woman?And the cackle is sooooo apropos....
fart puddy..I will be buying that for next years trick or treaters...surley I will not eat that.......
NIce hat! You should wear it all the time.I have to agree with Dongley. Sounds more queefy than flarpy.
C'mon, Obie, you're like Milli Vanilli. Do you expect us to believe that the yellow goo was making those noises? I have to admit, though, your finger-synching was nearly perfect.Obviously, those Reese's Sticks are pretty gassy.
happy halloween my dear ;-)
FLARP IS THE REAL THING BABY!
OH MY GOD!!!!someone kidnapped the candy man, cut off various body parts and inserted them into the children's halloween bags to force somekind of ransom!take my advice...hold out...let time take its course. pretty soon, the kidnappers will unwittingly cut off all of the candy man's body parts, mail them to people in y our neighborhood until you can sew (or glue) the candyman's entire body back together.that'll teach those kidnappers!
What is going on with you people up there? I have never once seen any of the candy you have shown. Wow, it has gone beyond chocolate charamels wraped in yellow and orange wax paper and chocolate bites.I like Queef.
Add another vote for Queef. It should be pink and moist looking and called Queef. And it shouldn't smell like banana Laffy Taffy.
Holla at the festive apple buying hat! WOO!Holla at the queef maker!Holla at all the NEATO BURRITO BODY PARTS!WOW!We got gummy teeth with fangs. I think thats it as far as body parts go.And what have I eaten?Well my kids THOUGHT they had gotten a few Recess Penaut Butter Cups. (coff-coff)
(hee hee-) Laffy Taffy reminds me of when you found a plate of it in your freezer...and sad as it is...I was able to identify it.
I don't know what they are talking about up there, because I have never made a queef that sounded like that. My are more flubby than anything.
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