Here are a few quintessential shitty and lame things, at least in my world:
1. Putting a cup of chili or stew in the microwave for just a few seconds and skipping the cover-it part. It blows ass all over the inside of the microwave: shitty and lame.
2. Dripping paint on the ground when you're painting and not realizing it. Stepping in the paint and not realizing it. Walking all over the house like a human stamp, leaving a trail of identical dick-shaped paint stains behind you: shitty and lame.
3. Getting in the shower and soaking down, then realizing you forgot to put the new soap (or shampoo or whatever) in there and having to go out and drip water all over the bathroom while you paw around the cabinet for a bar of Dial while your freezing and wet and naked: shitty and lame.
4. Elton John being a knight: shitty and lame.
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I kinda think Elton John himself is ... oh, never mind.
I did your meme here.
As for Elton, I think "Sir Mick Jagger" is shittier and lamer meself.
HA ! Thanks Erin..
Here are a few more---
1- Getting into the shower and forgeting a towel. Shitty and lame
2- Sneezing and getting snot everywhere. Shitty and lame
3- Farting and crapping you undies. SHITTY and lame
4- Stepping in dog poo barefooted and having it squish thru your toes. Really shitty and lame
5- Drinking out the wrong beer, the 'ash tray' one. Shitty and lame
I do #3 all the time. Shitty and lame.
The only thing that I can think of that is shitty and lame is that one-legged homeless guy that lives under a bridge and craps himself.
Getting a hickey on your neck and having your mom notice. Shitty and lame...even at 25.
Man I really want to contribute to the whole shitty and lame list...but I am not feeling it today. I am feeling QUITE RANDY after BV's post!!
ERF!
AHA!
Trying to print a piece of erotica and running out of printer paper: Shitty and lame.
(smile!)
~d ♥ Erin
There are too many shitty and lame things... and people out there, to start a list. But, I wanna put my name in the hat to volunteer for the position of soap dish & towel holder, if the job opens up....
Sir Paul McCartney. THat tops all until Gary Glitter get knighted.
Sir Sacha Baron Cohen...now there's a knighthood I can get behind!
Going to a blog and seeing a nekkid dude.
Shitty and lame
voting in the state of Ohio and having your vote hijacked--VERY shitty and lame
P.S. Ken Blackwell is a snake and so is Mike DeWine...God SAVE Ohio! Vote DEMOCRATIC!
The G.O.P. Is shitty and lame and has run out of gas.
According to OpenSecret.com, this is what the Senate race in Pennsylvania has cost the candidates thus far:
Rick Santorum (R) * $24,988,041
Bob Casey (D) $14,995,803
Carl J. Romanelli (3) $15,394
Shitty, scary & lame.
Vote for Romanelli. Punish those other bastards for spending all that money.
G.O.P. = shitty and lame
Dems = shitty and lame
both want nothing more than to continue to feed the machine.
Small government; less intrusive government - vote Libertarian!!!
Finding that you have a hair between your toes after putting on your socks.
Shitty and lame
Putting on a sock and ripping the heel open - shitty and lame.
Being in a hotel, ordering some PPV porn, that turns out to not even have nudity - shittier and lamer than anything that could ever be deemed shitty and lame.
Having a lukewarm breakfast in a gigantic styrofoam clamshell with a plastic fork that breaks in half when you cut off a piece of sausage - shitty and lame.
Having a woman tell you that the thing she likes the most about you is that you aren't a sexual threat - shitty and lame.
Getting cockblocked -shitty and lame.
Meetings at 9am on a Saturday - shitty and lame.
why does bostick get all the all about him posts??
I did one for him too..
hes just a lady magnet.
Hal - Those were really good ones. Bravo..
Roxi - Bubble?
Sir Sacha Baron Cohen...now there's a knighthood I can get behind!
Bug: I am King Julius the XIII, the self proclaimed Lord of the Lemers. Please fell free to bask in my glo!
Hal: I am worried about emailing and chatting with you becuse I find you such an incredible sexual threat.
I quoted myself here, because the only thing more egotistical than self quoting is self plagiarism.
After I posted it, I turned on Cheaters and watched all of it with rapt attention.
Shitty and lame: realizing the post you're commenting on was written over three months ago, but it just came up in Bloglines owing to a recent update.
Shitty and Lame: to this decade what Fear and Loathing was to the 1970's.
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