Thursday, October 19, 2006

A message from the art director


The management received the accompanying photographs for posting as part of the management's nude solicitation series. The art director reviewed the installments and advised management that one of them could possibly endanger the approximate R-rating of the Erin O'Brien Owner's Manual for Human Beings. The art director suggested using a sophisticated digital enhancement devise in order to camouflage the portion of the photograph that endangered said approximate rating.

Management agreed to the art director's suggestion.

The art director wishes to advise viewers that the digital enhancement used to camouflage the questionable material is not to scale. Therefore, per the art director, the management takes no responsibility for the viewer's perception of the size of the questionable material that is obscured by the digital enhancement.

The management encourages the viewer to fully enjoy the photographs, which, due to the art director's digital enhancement, have been rendered a not-to-exceed R rating for content.

The subject of the photographs are known only to the management and the art director as "D. S." No further information regarding D. S. is available except that he has been described as "not so normal." The management apologizes for any inconvenience caused by the paltry and mysterious information surrounding the subject knows as D. S.

The management and the art director have repaired to the lounge where they are emptying cans of Stroh's beer (which costs $13 for 30 cans) and are discussing new business opportunities concerning Chia Pets.

25 comments:

Mone said...

Ohoh, Denny and Campells Tomato Soup... and all the nice things you could do... and now a cat has been sighted near by too!!

Mone said...

But who would thing of anything nasty about it?
Not me!
Wouldnt be!
:)

FRITZ said...

i have nothing witty to say, other than this made me laugh.

Dean said...

Wow. Nice can.

Lisa W. said...

He's got quite a can on him!

Anonymous said...

Ewwwww

Thats what I needed for breakfast.

A nekkid hairy pale man.

Thanks Erin

(^-^)

Mohawk Chieftain said...

Well, I came all this way to see your ass, since I'd heard about it.... But, apparently, I missed it; I did see your boobs in a bra... or whatever it was, and I saw you slurp a can of whipped cream though. And, I did get to see you walk in your swishy shoes while wearing cheap glasses.

So, I guess the trip was worthwhile, not to mention what I learned... or didn't... about female ejaculation. I think Too, I probably look as good as most of your friends sitting naked in a chair... backwards. I'm gonna have to check that out... when I get time; I'm very busy, usually.

I guess I'd best get back and stoke the embers.

Oh! Has anyone ever mentioned your resemblance to Mary O'Connell from Battlestar Galactica and Dances With Wolves. I don't think I've seen her ass, either....

~d said...

Hee hee!
I love it!
(was it sent to you with the soup can? Or do you have the unedited version...)

Hee hee!
This is good!
giggling!

nadina said...

nice can..

Chingachkook said...

Hey Uncas,

It's Mary McDonnell. Not O'connell.

Toby said...

The soup can has never been used for a better reason.

Norm said...

McDonnell doesn't hold a candle to O'Brien.

Unless it's to drip warm wax upon her, which would be interesting.

Denny Shane said...

Now I don't know whether or not I am happy or totally embaressed. lol

jamwall said...

that's okay, my "mr. happy" was shot off during the war. they were out of penial prosthesis, so they gave me a can of Campbell's soup.

i have to say, the ladies are always impressed!

Toby said...

Jamwall, is it the condensed kind? ;)

Bugwit Homilies said...

Nice can, Denny! You must be cold, tho. It's turning a bit blue.

Denny Shane said...

See Erin... I told you that stupid tomato soup can would steal the show. It's always getting into the act and stealing the ummm show. lol

jamwall said...

yeah....so?

at least its not the "instant" cup-a-soup variety!

wwwriter said...

mmm, mmm, good (?)

FLAMINGO1 said...

Is that a can of Campbell's Soup or is Denny just happy to see us???

Anonymous said...

the soup can is to ONLY be used to compare items. The soup can should have been posed next to the ummmmm ummmm what you call it so we could all compare the two items

Libby Spencer said...

What soup can? I didn't notice any soup can. Denny I've added you to my EOBFILF-IOIWYA list. Yowza baby.

Denny Shane said...

well now... thank you Libby... I think. Ummm do I want to know what EOBFILF-IOIWYA actually means? :lol:

Libby Spencer said...

LOL Denny. The first part is easy. Erin O'Brien Fans I'd Love to "eff". The second part is a classified secret. You must obtain security clearance to get the code. Definitely meant as a compliment.

Denny Shane said...

WOW.... my first ever, blog compliment solicitation. I am humbled. lol

Now how do I get security clearance? A pat-down maybe? lol