Thursday, October 19, 2006
A message from the art director
The management received the accompanying photographs for posting as part of the management's nude solicitation series. The art director reviewed the installments and advised management that one of them could possibly endanger the approximate R-rating of the Erin O'Brien Owner's Manual for Human Beings. The art director suggested using a sophisticated digital enhancement devise in order to camouflage the portion of the photograph that endangered said approximate rating.
Management agreed to the art director's suggestion.
The art director wishes to advise viewers that the digital enhancement used to camouflage the questionable material is not to scale. Therefore, per the art director, the management takes no responsibility for the viewer's perception of the size of the questionable material that is obscured by the digital enhancement.
The management encourages the viewer to fully enjoy the photographs, which, due to the art director's digital enhancement, have been rendered a not-to-exceed R rating for content.
The subject of the photographs are known only to the management and the art director as "D. S." No further information regarding D. S. is available except that he has been described as "not so normal." The management apologizes for any inconvenience caused by the paltry and mysterious information surrounding the subject knows as D. S.
The management and the art director have repaired to the lounge where they are emptying cans of Stroh's beer (which costs $13 for 30 cans) and are discussing new business opportunities concerning Chia Pets.