Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Dear Lord,

Okay, so you don't hear from me too often (sorry about that), but I have a few bugs to put in your ear.

I know you didn't have anything to do with the poisoned water in West Virginia and that you can't let that poor dead pregnant girl come on home on account of her being trapped by the Lone Star State in a body inflated with false life. And I know you don't like all these guns one bit, not to mention the bullies that brandish them.

I'm probably talking out of turn (what's new?), but here's the thing: You've got a lot of so-called agents down here that are on the ass end of these issues ('scuse the French), and you really really really need to talk to these clowns because they are seriously hurting your brand. Like, seriously.

Enough bellyaching. I'll close on a positive note.

When your man the Pope told all those moms to go on and feed those babies via the on board system? Right there--in the Sistine Chapel? Dude, that had your signature all over it. That totally rocked my face off.

Love,

Erin



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8 comments:

John Venlet said...

Okay, so you don't hear from me too often...

Erin, even the thief on the cross next waited til the last minute to put a bug in Christ's ear, and was well rewarded. He's patient and willing to incline his ear.

Erin O'Brien said...

Thanks, John.

John Venlet said...

You're welcome, Erin, but bear in mind, the answers to our prayers may not always be the answer we desire.

Cleveland Bob said...

From your lips, Erin...

philbilly said...

Just read the blurb on the douche carrying his AR-15 slung across his back in a mall. Open carry of rifles is legal there, no question. However, gun ownership must include a constant assessment of the surroundings and situations in which the gun owner operates. What is the purpose of this deliberate and vulnerable display of a weapon in a public place, where it can be expected that families are present, and that these families are sure to be aware of, and on edge about, mass shootings? It serves no valid purpose, and in fact this asshole has set himself up to have his gun seized by a real armed thug, wishing to upgrade. What a fucking asshole. I always ask; would this douche pull this on the bloody streetcorners of the hood near where I live, where a fine young man was just murdered, taking the bus to work at 5am. No, because this douche is a punk.

Common sense ain't that common.

Erin O'Brien said...

... love philbilly love philbilly love philbilly ...

Anonymous said...

Dear Lord,

Please smite gun-toting punk douches.

Amen

RJ
Spiritual Giant

Anonymous said...

@phil-Well said.

Should anyone be interested in another angle on what seems to be an NRA goal-universal carry-search 'Joe Zamudio and the Tucson Shootings.'

Mr Zamudio was near the scene of the attack on Rep. Gabrielle Giffords and her constituents three years ago last week. He was carrying a legal concealed weapon, which he providentially chose not to pull, when he approached the scene and helped other citizens subdue Jared Loughner.