I know you didn't have anything to do with the poisoned water in West Virginia and that you can't let that poor dead pregnant girl come on home on account of her being trapped by the Lone Star State in a body inflated with false life. And I know you don't like all these guns one bit, not to mention the bullies that brandish them.
I'm probably talking out of turn (what's new?), but here's the thing: You've got a lot of so-called agents down here that are on the ass end of these issues ('scuse the French), and you really really really need to talk to these clowns because they are seriously hurting your brand. Like, seriously.
Enough bellyaching. I'll close on a positive note.
When your man the Pope told all those moms to go on and feed those babies via the on board system? Right there--in the Sistine Chapel? Dude, that had your signature all over it. That totally rocked my face off.
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