THANK YOU. I will NOT
Big lady, big drink, red car, ice machine.
Four new toilets going in.
One old toilet going out.
When truth meets cute animal picture.
Goat and friend.
Okay, I get the "Complaint Dept." joke; and the "Kid's Book Buyout" is obvious enough, but "Confusion is our most important product"? Nope, don't get it, Ollie's. Don't get it at all.
No thanks. I just had some goat.
Buddy, "Tanfastik" would only work if your product was craptastic, which it is not. Fake tans are dumb. And your sign is not just kind of dumb, but really dumb on account of a zillion other tan places that call themselves "Tanfastik."
Open a bagel bar instead. You can call it "Holey Bread!"
The official entrance to the Twilight Zone.
... gimme french fry ... gimme french fry right now ... gimme gimme gimme ...
Dear visionyoga.net Marketing Dept: What it lacks in permanence, it makes up for in thrift.
I like it. I like it a lot.
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