Johhnyville Slugger is the brainchild of one Johnny Smatana, who is a bonafide wild man that also happens to make the most beautiful personalized handmade baseball bats you've ever seen. The lead time for each bat is about ten days, but things get a little dicey as the holidays approach, so if any of you boppers out there want to get in on this action before the big guy in the red suit slides down the chimney, you might want to hop over to the Johnnyville Slugger website and get makin' with an order.
**NOW DIG THIS YOU MISERABLE INGRATES**
When placing your order, tell Smatana that Erin O'Brien says flavored vodka is candy ass and he'll give you a 5 percent discount.
I swear you people do not deserve me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Belly on up for some more pix of the shop, which is a must-see if you're ever in Cleveland.
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