The Republicans are indulgent.
Lawn maintenance is important to the Republicans.
"Tickled pink" is a favorite phrase of the Republicans.
Salted cashews, according to the Republicans, are a superb accompaniment to a gin martini.
The Republicans detest poorly made appliances.
The Republicans, when with other Republicans, bashfully admit to owning ebook readers.
Impeccable dental hygiene is important to the Republicans.
Republicans prefer fruity wines (chilled) when dining al fresco.
Dining al fresco inflates the Republicans with great breathy sighs.
The Republicans have a difficult time finding appropriate shoes.
The Republicans lament the lost art of letter writing.
The nuances of boat ownership are not lost on the Republicans.
The Republicans drive sedans.
Quiet fears haunt the Republicans.
The Republicans find the decline in the quality of Coleman outdoor products shameful.
The Republicans are wholesome.
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Your humble hostess believes the solid majority of Republicans can laugh at this post, would not boo an American soldier, applaud execution tallies or rally around a cry to "let him die." Your humble hostess is relying on the benefit of doubt.
Your humble hostess also reminds the readership that she's had some fun at the expense of liberals as well.
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