Didn't have it in my size. erf.
They forgot to add "for use by candy-ass Stepford wives."
You sit under this mutha? You cross your legs and read your "Bad Girl Sex" article in your Cosmopolitan magazine, with one foot bouncing up and down ever so gently?
Baby, you own the world.
Crockpots heart Erin O'Briens.
This, people, is a liberal chalk board.
Giant marshmallow and I love it.
KFC is 100 percent CRAPTASTIC!
Okay. Can I have sex in here instead?
Think I'll buy one and wear it with high heels and nothing else next time I go to the discount grocery. On second thought, maybe I'll add a pillbox hat to the ensemble. Nice.
Unidentified orange fur thingie on the road.
Hi sad little love road puppy.
Hm. Yet another conundrum at the discount grocery. Should I buy the lock de-icer or the Marriott Rochester Airport robe?
Gee. Who knew you could get scampi for just a dollar a bag?
Shoe on the road.
A personal massager for just $5.99? Pass the AA's, baby.
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