Monday, January 17, 2011

A few conservative chicks and a bunch of liberal chicks

Dear Reader, 

Your humble hostess apologizes in advance for the partisan nature of this post. Also, please be cautioned: the embedded links contain nudity that may offend our more sensitive visitors.

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Here is a classic example of a liberal chick.


This chick is a liberal chick.


This chick? Liberal.


A liberal chick.


Could be a conservative chick.


Yet another liberal chick.


Hard to tell, but probably a liberal chick.


Liberal chicks in plastic tubes.


A liberal chick in the round.


Here's a liberal chick.


These chicks are liberal chicks.


And one last liberal chick for good measure.

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64 comments:

Erin O'Brien said...

... preparing for the rightie contingent's onslaught of conservative chick suggestions, which will probably not be staved by this preemptive comment ...

swine said...

Maybe ALL these chicks had fallen on hard times and just needed some bread to pay the rent, regardless of their politics. There, that should ameliorate the onslaught of suggestions/comments.

Erin O'Brien said...

And yet another preemptive note: Yes, I'm picking on the righties, but no one can say I don't laugh at leftie ideology.

Vince said...

They aren't liberal. That shower have just discovered they have a clitoris coupled with access to the pill. And there is nothing more certain than they are now card carrying Conservatives. For heavens sake they would be in their seventies these days.
And you perched on a milking stool might just cut it in the liberal stakes but pressed to a series 7 doesn't. ;)

A Daft Scots Lass said...

being nekkid doesn't mean liberal. Thats just me...

Why were most of your images from the 60's?

Erin O'Brien said...

Dear Readership,

If anyone can translate Vince's comment for me, I would much appreciate it.

Bill said...

I wonder how they convinced Roseann Barr, top picture, to wear that flag shirt.

jford said...

I have always appreciated liberal chicks, even those occasions when I disagree with them and even those occasions when they are fully clothed.

Bill said...

The embedded pics of the liberal chicks are great. I cannot imagine, however, having the urge to discuss politics with any of them. We might talk religion,"oh God!", or positions, "how about getting on top", but politics? I think not.

Anonymous said...

"Those were the days my friend, we thought they'd never end..."

Makes me want to twist one up and put on Jefferson Airplane.

Dearest Bill,

Once one is on top politics ceases to matter. However I'm not surprised that a misogynist like you would be so threatened by images of lovely women that he would immediately seek a way to diminish their value.
I suspect Vince is correct in guessing many of them changed their allegiance later in life but at the time those pics were taken I suspect they were more aware of the important issues of the day than a large percentage of the population.

"I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me naive or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a woman."
Anais Nin

RJ

Vince said...

See; https://iconicphotos.wordpress.com/tag/christine-keeler/

The chair is in the style of a #7 series chair from Arne Jacobsen.

Erin O'Brien said...

No one unners-s-s-stands me..

**sniff**

People, you have no idea! I had to shuffle through hundreds of photos to find the nude lib chicks. And believe me, I passed up plenty of naked conservative chicks.

Why vintage pix? Because so much of the erotic stuff today is garbage. Also: dig my implied commentary on the state of the liberal chick, and I daresay the whole damn country.

There was a time in America when you could walk into a party in a 100 percent sheer blouse and light up a joint and no one would blink an eye over the boobies or the maryjane. But the goddamn Christian conservative moral majority assholes had to ruin everything.

ALSO: I want to tip everyone off to "Wicked Knickers" in a fun way instead of just saying: hey man, go to this cool vintage erotica site.

SHEESH!

Bill said...

RJ: Calling someone a misogynist is pretty insulting but, I, not wanting to engage in heated rhetoric, will just say that your respect for women is admirable and I'm quite sure they are grateful for your acceptance as your equal. Oh. Anais was pretty hot for her time too!

Erin O'Brien said...

Vince: aha! Now I get it.

I had, incidentally, heard of the Keeler shoot before.

Judy said...

Was expecting a reflection in the monitor behind you, but only a photo instead...

Bill said...

I just realized that liberal chicks really liked Bush back then!

Al The Retired Army Guy said...

Laughing my ass off at Bill's comment ....

I say keep the pics coming, Erin, lib or conservative. As long as they are in the same spirit as the one's you've posted, I'm all for it. I don't have to listen to their politics, after all. I'd be too busy staring in any event to pay attention .....

Al
TRAG

P.S. I'm sure I'm going to hell for that last sentence.

The Writer Currently Known as Rory said...

God bless America; my home, sweet HOOOOOOME!!! God bless America; my home, sweeeeeeeeet, hoooooome! :)

The Writer Currently Known as Rory said...

Why vintage pix? Because so much of the erotic stuff today is garbage.

Maybe it's just me and my partnership with my dick, but Playboy still gets it. I just got the five issues I ordered of their Lingerie magazines, and, oh, my god. First page I opened up to had shots of a drop-dead gorgeous chocolate princess (nude, of course), and believe me, the undercarriage responded favorably. (The only other name I can come up with for it is "Kindred Spirit.")

Vintage pix are outstanding, too. There's a wonderful daring streak I love about those.

The Writer Currently Known as Rory said...

By the way, regarding that Cosmopolitan cover, I looked at that at Wal-Mart yesterday, along with two other pics of Mila Kunis inside, and I pine for the day when she poses for Playboy.

The Writer Currently Known as Rory said...

Actually, the trailer for "Friends with Benefits" promises hopeful nudity featuring her (Please god please god please god please god), but in print would be nice, too.

The Rev said...

How come no pics of liberal chick Squeaky Fromme packing a gun?? What's up with that Erin??

The Rev said...

The more I think about it, why no pictures of a naked Tipper Gore doing her best to oppress artist's that sang about the same girls you included?? And RJ, "Once one is on top politics cease to matter". Are you fucking nuts?? Once one gets on top, all one cares about are their politics. Have you paid attention to the world we have lived in for the past umpteenth years or have you just rolled one up and baked you fucking brain into quiche since, well, forever?

The Writer Currently Known as Rory said...

Have you paid attention to the world we have lived in for the past umpteenth years or have you just rolled one up and baked you fucking brain into quiche since, well, forever?

MOMMY!!! Daddy's being abusive again! ;)

Anonymous said...

Dearest Rev,

It is true that what began as a cavalier adolescent pursuit of ecstasy and the opening of new doors of consciousness also had the unintended consequence of impairing my attention and concentration, I still possess the capacity to appreciate nuanced turns of phrase. Even after 21 umpteen years of being clean and sober my thinking has not devolved to the more primitive concrete manifestation of your own. Is it true, I wonder, that ignorance is genuinely bliss?

RJ

philbilly said...

Nookie.

The Rev said...

RJ, brother, I do believe you are the happiest person on earth. As Anais Nin waxed so peoticaly, "We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are". You must be a piece of work. I think it's time to fall of the wagon buddy.

The Writer Currently Known as Rory said...

Nookie.

Amen and pass the condoms!

philbilly said...

John McCain has declared Wahabi-in Chief Obama a patriot. Dang.

There now appears to be a tear in the continuum such that I may in fact have a shot at a threesome with Monica Crowley and Elizabeth Hasselbeck, my two favorite conservative chicks.

The Writer Currently Known as Rory said...

There now appears to be a tear in the continuum such that I may in fact have a shot at a threesome with Monica Crowley and Elizabeth Hasselbeck, my two favorite conservative chicks.

Monica Crowley's pretty good, but Hasselbeck? philbilly, you have a stronger stomach than I.

Anonymous said...

Dearest Rev, brother,

I was conceived immaculately. I don't journey by wagon but by litter, borne by nubian beauties who would never allow me to fall. Their devotion humbles me. I honor them unconditionally.

RJ

philbilly said...

I like the way she holds her own against the hens on The Spew.

philbilly said...

Which, if you watch for more than 5 minutes, means you are unemployed.

The Writer Currently Known as Rory said...

Which, if you watch for more than 5 minutes, means you are unemployed.

No, that means I'm a part-time substitute campus supervisor, not nearly employed enough.

Bill said...

I was trying to lignten this up with the Bush reference. But, I just noticed this Drudge headline:

AZ Shooter: Bush Hater

The Rev said...

RJ, are you a mailman and talk to dogs??? You, my friend, are just not right. How many southern Egyptian's are there in your part of Tennessee??

The Rev said...

Go to bed RJ, go to bed. Let the voices sleep.

The Writer Currently Known as Rory said...

I remember the days of tolerance for one another. Yesterday was nice. ;)

Anonymous said...

To be, or not to be, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them. To die, to sleep—
No more—and by a sleep to say we end
The heartache, and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to. 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep—
To sleep—perchance to dream. Ay, there's the rub!
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come,
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause—there's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life.

Hamlet (III, i, 65-68)

Good night sweet Rev.

RJ

Bill said...

I don't like the word tolerate. One tolerates the weather, the pot holes in the crappy freeways. Why should a person need another person to tolerate him?

Erin O'Brien said...

Dear Lord,

Please give me strength. If you can't deliver that, then please deliver whiskey. The ice is all made up and I already have the mason jar.

Amen,

Erin

Erin O'Brien said...

Also ... um ... Lord?

Please remind me to think twice next time I think about posting a dozen links to photos of gorgeous nude women.

Amen again,

Erin

The Rev said...

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool. This fool say's goodnight RJ.

The Writer Currently Known as Rory said...

Also ... um ... Lord?

Please remind me to think twice next time I think about posting a dozen links to photos of gorgeous nude women.

Amen again,

Erin


Hey, hey, HEY! I'm horny here! Don't cut me off! Besides, your stuff is usually more entertaining and titillating than most porn on the 'net.

The Writer Currently Known as Rory said...

Besides, there hasn't been the pleasure yet of seeing you in a French maid outfit.

Shit, my apologies. My engine-revving preference of an erotic outfit on a woman got mixed up there.

Once Known as The Badger said...

Naked babes always bring an inordinate amount of comments and speculation, most of which shows how silly we get in such situations that are out of our comfort zone. So, voting in favor of the liberal chicks, Viva la Revolucion!

Bill said...

Hey Badge. Out of our comfort zone? Speak for yourseld Badger. These are beavers. Very comfortable. Very.

The Writer Currently Known as Rory said...

Those situations are out of my comfort zone only when they're nude or partly clothed.

The Writer Currently Known as Rory said...

Damn sex on the brain.

I meant out of my comfort zone when they're fully clothed.

Hey Freud! Fuck you!

Bill said...

Erin: In the first embedded link, right under Rosanne Barr, where the hottest liberal chick is seen, there's also a conservative chick in the upper right hand corner of the picture. They're the only 2 chicks in the picture.

philbilly said...

Erin, thanks for posting Wicked Knickers. These are the girls I dreamt of in my yoot. Nary a lass in "Miss Nude 1980" is silicone grown. These are the breasts that heave and glisten with sweat as our hero tongues his way round second base. These are the nipples that morph and blossom with every caress. Not so the modern unresponsive artifice of the implant, installed by clumsy arrogant oafs who've purchased their MD's and prey on insecurity and vanity. Ban 'em, I say.

Whilst surfing through the lush bush country, I stumbled upon
"RETroZONe"(link from second chick). About six awesome photos in, the fine ladies are interrupted by a photo of Freddie Mercury, which proves that gay is not "curable".
A few more pages in, and we see Tuesday Weld doing the Lindsay Lohan on the floor of the Interlude Nightclub, circa 1963.
I'm still in love with her, ya'know.

There's a genre of traditional vintage hotrods making a sort of slow burn comeback in the US, UK, Scandinavia and Japan, called ratrods. They run old loud V-8's and eschew paint and chrome. But the best thing about them is the pinup girl kulture that travels with them.

Nothing new under the sun, which is why knockers should have tanlines.

Erin O'Brien said...

You're right, Bill. She's standing next to a golden-ager who'd got a camera hanging around his neck. And those two are the only ones looking at the nude chick (at least they seem to be).

It's stunning that all the guys in the photo are NOT looking at her, but instead they're fixated on whatever is going on in front of everybody.

Phil said "tanlines." A+

Once Known as The Badger said...

I wasn't referring to my comfort zone. Badgers and beavers have been known to get along quite well, and the occasional coyote as well. I was just sayin'...

The Writer Currently Known as Rory said...

These are the breasts that heave and glisten with sweat as our hero tongues his way round second base. These are the nipples that morph and blossom with every caress.

Well, at least I've become horny a little later than usual today. I've had time to rest.

jford said...

Dear God, thank you for directing Erin to that wonderful site, "Wicked Knickers" and then influencing her to alert her readers to such a wonderful website. And if Erin does think twice about posting pictures of naked women, please let her to decide to post them. Amen.

The Writer Currently Known as Rory said...

And if Erin does think twice about posting pictures of naked women, please let her to decide to post them. Amen.

As was said many times by Yul Brynner in that Charlton Heston thing, "So let it be written, so let it be done." Please?

Erin O'Brien said...

AHA! an opportunity to post a link to "The Miracle of Yul."

Make sure you scroll down past the fold ...

The Writer Currently Known as Rory said...

I wish my cock was that photogenic.

Erin O'Brien said...

This doesn't happen often, but the readership will note that The O'Brien is at a loss for words in response to the last comment.

The Writer Currently Known as Rory said...

Between my first book being published, and this, my life's going pretty well so far. Not that I aimed to have the latter happen, but that's something. :)

Bill said...

Rory might start thinking about the prescription drug defense.

The Writer Currently Known as Rory said...

Rory might start thinking about the prescription drug defense.

Surprisingly, Bill, this is all natural. Comes from losing a shitload of weight (with a shitload more to come), and reprioritizing my life, and that includes just having fun and reveling in every kind of pleasure that makes up my life. Because if you don't have pleasures, you might as well be dead.

The Writer Currently Known as Rory said...

Plus, if I was to blame anything for this, the Twinkie defense would be out, too. I don't think it would cause the same derisive laughter as a "banana" or "gala apple" defense.

The Writer Currently Known as Rory said...

More like open-mouthed shock and a "What, are you fucking kidding me?!" if I used either of those defenses.