Friday, March 26, 2010

Ain't misbehavin'

I love marital aids that look like they've been plucked from the set of Star Trek tos.* I'm talking your fantastical and otherworldly. I'm talking your improbable.

You'd think I'd have had a bit of media posted here from the old Star Trek with an example of exactly what I mean, but after a person has been searching for vids and photos that have an incidental prop in them that look like a groovy dildo for over an hour, a person realizes that they're pretty much at the end of the line. The evocative photo of Kirk and Uhuru will have to do. You can extrapolate the rest for yourself.

*tos is an acronym for "the original series," which I learned while doing my intrepid research for this post. I'm cutting edge like that.

Oh all right already. I hear you bellyaching over there. Now this is as examply as I'm going to get, but damn if this little number couldn't command the Bridge and then some:

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This post lovingly dedicated to Fred.

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LimesNow said...

Strawberry, eh, Comrade? I was impressed by the flashing lights. It put me in mind of my pink shoop-shoop hula hoop with flashing LED lights. The faster I hula, the faster they flash. The choice of sound effects was entrancing: pulsing like a food processor or roaring like a leaf blower (ahem). You have the cone if you like, Erin. I'll take mine in a bowl. And chocolate, please.

Missbehavin' said...

Oh that was just precious.
thanks for the giggle.

Once Known as The Badger said...

Umm, just what, exactly, is this thing supposed to do?

WV - flaggle... well, that sort of speaks for itself, doesn't it?

Amy L. Hanna said...

Holy Yowch, I linked over to your post-entry "dedication" and it appears someone's going to need more than a cone - maybe a happy sundae?

Btw, "marital aids" these days have marriage counseling professions - not batteries or otherworldly yet intimately pleasing shapes and sensations.


Kirk Jusko said...

I'm surprised you didn't come across the Star Trek episode where Kirk and Uhura neck. It was the first interracial kiss on network TV. It wasn't voluntary, however. They were forced to do so by some toga party voyeurs with telekinetic powers. Talk about kinky.

Rachel Leastlikely said...

clearly the object was worth every penny.

Doug said...

Re the photo . . .

Wow. Wasn't TOS just great?

But, if I'm not mistaken, Uhura had more back than that.

ahclem said...

Thanks a lot Erin. Here I am, reading another of your amusing sex toy posts, complete with video, and, innocently wondering who this Fred is and why the post is dedicated to him, I click over there.

Like I said, thanks a lot. You owe me for the irreparably destroyed brain cells.

Angela P said...

Shields up! Red alert! (or should I say PINK alert)

This post made me a laugh!

Erin O'Brien said...

I should have warned everyone about the link, sorry about that. "Fred" was in the comment section complaining about my (ahem) marital aid posts, so I just had to taunt him.

Sometimes I just cannot help myself.

As for the employ of my marvelous machine, if ol' Freddie found out what I did with this baby, he wouldn't be able to leave the house for three days.