Friday, December 11, 2009

A spontaneous award ...

... for a brilliant post title:

Watermelon Is Not Supposed to Look Like Marbled Beef.


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9 comments:

dean said...

(homer)mmmm.... melons.... (/homer)

Leslie Morgan said...

I'm not putting that in my mouth.

And it won't be yummy yummy for my tummy.

Julie, The Wife said...

...and, conversely, marbled beef is not supposed to look like watermelon.

Jack Cluth said...

This just in from the "Department of the Blindingly Self-Evident".... ;-)

So, I probably shouldn't be planning to barbecue that watermelon, then??

Heidi said...

Some how .. I got this gentle urge to gag looking at that picture.. not a full on hurl.. not too much drama .. just a gentle gag.. know what I mean?

wv ... rumlect... kind of fits..

Erin O'Brien said...

It is one of the weirdest pictures I have ever seen. It even looked sort of dirty to me.

Pass the melon baller, please.

dean said...

That was kinda my thought too... it looked like it should be throbbing... moist... pulsing... warm and slippery.

Oh damn I'm getting horny.

I wonder if there's a fetish for meat melons.

Angela P said...

Ew... it really does look like marbled beef!
Adding do the throbbing, moist, pulsing, warm & slippery comment - it reminds me of some sort of alien life form found in the original series of Star Trek.
I can imagine Shatner saying: Itseemslike....it's trying........to ... SPEAK... to us.

Alanna Klapp said...

While I am sure there are words (as evidenced by the preceding amusing comments), the grossness of this is best expressed with the picture......ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!