Asphalt patch blob that looks like a cartoon elephant who is refusing something--pure proof that it's time for the country to swing hard left.
Hey buddy? I bet you wouldn't have thrown that ol' french fry out the window of your car if you had dipped it in a vanilla milkshake first.
No thanks, I'll walk. Wait ... on second thought ... you got any ice cold Pabst in the back?
Hi parrot plush toy.
Decorative horns at the mall that look like they have lighted barf dripping off would-be tongues.
Campbell's soup is good food.
Disrespected chicken wing bone.
Terrifying prepackaged Van Holten Hot Mama pickles.
My Little Pony go bye bye.
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