Members of the readership interested in the relationship between the film Jaws and the turkey carcass in their refrigerator are invited to read this post.
The Management unfortunately allowed the Editorial Department, in collaboration with members of the Cafeteria Staff, to proceed with tasks usually delegated to the IT (Information Technology) Department, thereby botching all aspects of all tasks. Exposing details of said botching will benefit no one and only serve to embarrass The Management more than The Management has already managed to embarrass itself.
The Management is now going to advise all employees of the Offices of Erin O'Brien to step away from the computer.
The Management thanks the readership for the readership's continued patience and support.
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