Thursday, September 24, 2009

Are you in?

18 comments:

(S)wine said...

what is it with these bastards and eternal life? life sucks. why would i want it to be eternal? also, if JC paid for my sins, can i just then go ahead and commit them? i mean, they're paid for right? somebody ought to at least use them; they're just sitting there...

Erin O'Brien said...

You're right! What? These people need to see a receipt?

Ben said...

What if I'm not done sinning?

Michael A. Miller said...

When you sign don;t forget to include your DOB, social Security number and ATM PIN. (Or ATM machine PIN number. *hee*.)

"Eternal life is a gift God wants t o give you." Okay, then. It's a gift. A gift isn't conditional, is it? I mean, aside from threatening your misbehaving kid with something bogus from Santa, stipulating and negotiaing isn't part of the gift-giving process.

Erin O'Brien said...

Aw hell. Can't I just include a voided check?

lucy beckett 1935 said...

Love this, Erin. While I don't usually think life sucks, I've always thought that heaven sounded terribly boring. Don't believe in it (or her/him either). Don't seem to miss it either.

Once known as The Badger said...

Wait! I have to wait to see you until THE OTHER SIDE? I'm already on the dark side, I don't know how to get to the other side! This isn't fair!

Kirk Jusko said...

Wasn't the name of that pamphlet a Jack Nicholson movie? Or am I thinking of something else?

Lemmy Caution said...

Where is that part in the flyer that explains what happens when Xenu comes back?

James said...

Hey Erin!

Thanks for the tips!

Not that I don't appreciate the guide to getting into Christian-Heaven but please could you make another video describing the secret code to get into Valhalla; Viking-Heaven sounds more interesting...

Also, if you get time, Pirate-Heaven and Robot-Heaven would be cool too.

Thanks!

Tag said...

James Read Thor and Terry and the Pirates. Did I get that right Kirk?

LimesNow said...

I'm sorry, Erin, I'm not in. I have enough trouble wrapping my head around 12-step prorgams. I don't think that 5-step thing has been proven yet. What if I signed, pledged, and it turned out to be bogus?

VideoDude said...

Not one mention of the Flying Spagetti Monster! Blasphemy!!!!

His Noodlieness is going to be very unhappy!

Chris said...

You got another copy of that thing? I'm not done sinning yet, but it seems like it'd be a mighty handy thing to have around, just in case.

Anonymous said...

Video,

You'd think with the recent increase in piracy people would catch a clue.

http://www.venganza.org/about/open-letter/


RJ

Louis said...

Terrific video, Erin!! I smiled and chuckled the whole way through. Very entertaining.
You're so fortunate. I'm jealous. I have yet to be "blessed," (no pun intended) with such a flyer in my mailbox.

Lou Pumphrey

Kirk Jusko said...

Tag, when you wrote James Read Thor in capital letters, I thought at first that was a title of something.

Anyway, I get the Thor reference, though that character actually predates Stan Lee and Jack Kirby by about a thousand years or so. That's all right. They found new things for him to do.

I'm not sure what you mean by Terry and the Pirates. Yes, the word "pirates" is in the title, but I don't think they ever went to a "pirate heaven" if that's what you're getting at. I don't think the supernatural ever entered into that strip at all. I could be wrong. I'll tell you one thing, the way Milt Caniff drew the Dragon Lady, I'd follow her into Hell, Purgatory, Heaven, Limbo, Valhalla, Hades, etc.

Divana said...

LOL!