Male: "Does size matter?"
Female: "Yes. However, greater specificity depends on whether you are seeking coitus or fellatio."
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Ahhhh, but tis better to receive then give in this case....no matter what you're seeking....and yes size does matter for both.
That's why I bought a big truck...
More important questions:
Does it work?
Is there someone just as happy as you that it does?
I like Robin Williams' line on this topic:
"You can't make butter with a toothpick."
But you sure can make a toothpick with some wood.
And when it comes to anal sex it's a whole new set of questions. One that qualifies the FAQ: Why not?
Another: Okay, when then?
i suspect that sex workers just adore tiny dicks....
I know, from personal experience, that size matters.
It's the story of my life.
It's my meal ticket.
How else would one of the butt ugliest men on the face of the earth get so much poon...AND GET PAID FOR IT???
Not one to boast but my uriologist refered me to a large animal vet...
Let me take this opportunity to thank everyone for stopping by today, particularly the adult film star Mr. Ron Jeremy (despite his crass language) as well as everyone's favorite Hart, Stephanie Powers. Hearing her sad story just goes to show you, there are challenges before all of us, regardless of fame.
And yes, Mr. Fitzgerald, I would say that many prefer a small hard penis over a large soft one (?).
Flamingo: chicks dig trucks.
Jane: Thank god I don't have to do it for a living.
garrett: Is that what the kids are calling it these days? making butter?
anonymous: I cannot respond unless I know your gender.
Erin,
Crass is my middle name. It's why they call me "hedgehog."
From Mel Brooks' Young Frankenstein--
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: For the experiment to be a success, all of the body parts must be enlarged.
Inga: His veins, his feet, his hands, his organs vould all have to be increased in size.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Exactly.
Inga: He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: That goes without saying.
Inga: Voof.
Igor: He's going to be very popular.
Surely if one's middle name is Crass then one would be called Crass?
i mean i don't see any hedgehogs running about calling themselves Ron...
"Female: "Yes. However, greater specificity depends on whether you are seeking coitus or fellatio.""
Once again cunnilingus gets short shrift. Or, as Gene Simmons once told Playboy: "My tongue is big enough to steal your girl friend."
I can touch my nose with my tongue...
You gotta love the commentary!!
I haven't had to deal with the issue of size. No one has complained and I don't brag (though I guess, this counts) on myself.
One of the things that I think makes a difference, is how much attention you pay to a woman. I wouldn't know how it works on a 'pro', but with those I have had a relationship with, that I would go down on them without asking, made me seem 'bigger' I am sure.
Making the female the focus first has usually been the difference maker and I don't know if they were as caught up with size when it came to intercourse.
And it is sincere, the desire to please her as much if not more than it is for me to get mine. Men have orgasms in their sleep, it takes 'want to' in order to help a woman achieve an orgasm'. That is my standard line, which is why I put most of my effort into my partner. Eventually, I will nut. Her, not so much.
Diddlin' around isn't the same as having another person to experience the feeling with. And even if you don't get her there, I am sure that she will appreciate the effort on your 'honey glazed' face.
I interviewed for a position with that fine firm once, but I failed to make the cut.
I love that sign. I want to walk into the building and ask, "I'll have one superior erection, please."
I wonder if there is a Regular Erection Company somewhere: You can count on us! We're Regular Erection
Would you like fries with that?
If one's finances were suffering, would one go to the Substandard Erection Company just to save a few bucks?
In quiet moments on my zoom-zoom Friday at work, I'm noodling around on a jingle for Superior Erection.
Settle only for perfection.
Make it Superior Erection!
Ha! You've set me off - that's all I needed to get my mind in the right place.
Was that photo taken on Brookpark Road?
That's on Brecksville Road in bucolic Richfield of all places.
Swear to Buddha, I saw a truck from
"Johnson Erection Company" on I-90 today.
I love my truck alomost as much as I love my schwanzstucker.
@Stephanie Powers;
I don't mean to be presumptuous, but I sense a longing in your post and I am intrigued by your passion and the screen name. Drinks?
This thread is getting pretty hard to follow.
blerf.
What did you expect?
Young Frankenstein, the Musical
http://playhousesquare.org/broadway/frankenstein.html
Oct 13, 2009 - Oct 25, 2009
PALACE THEATRE
@ Anonymous -
Neither is better than the other. And, your opinion on the "both" ...
Size ain't everything, and I'll take skills over semantics any day.
Even my last ex can back me on that.
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