There are some important details I did not disclose in the previously posted Epcot fountain video.
Firstly, the video was competently shot by Sister of Goat, pictured below with her husband before they were crushed by the Giant Epcot Ball:
Sister of Goat obliged my request to get the Giant Epcot Ball in the background of the video and position the frame such that the fountain was spewing out of my head (in order to emulate Mouse Ears).
I later edited the film, rotating it to a proper orientation. When I uploaded it, however, the Internet Gods did not recognize the rotation. And when you're sitting in front of your computer trying to rotate a video of yourself with water mouse ears in Epcot, you realize that you have amassed about as much stupid as one person can, which is why I left the vid alone and titled the post, "The way my life is." After all, it seemed like an appropriate (and I daresay accurate) conclusion to the experience.
But there is more.
My brother in law, (pictured again left) was the first to notice that I was having an inordinate amount of difficulty getting into my rain poncho before all of the video trauma began on that fateful day at Epcot.
In fact, I had pushed my head through the armhole instead of the headhole.
My other Team Members, led by brother-in-law, answered my distressed calls of "Shit. Shit, shit, shit."
They worked together in order to get me straight with the confounding rain poncho. I was sure happy to have such a competent Team!
This, people, is who you are dealing with.