1. Effective immediately, the main directive for all operations is this: don't be a fuck-up.
2. Although I find the "reverse cowgirl" position completely unsatisfying, I may have found a much taller kindred spirit.
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And don't be an asshole. Don't be a fuckup and don't be an asshole.
Reverse cowgirl doesn't seem to work for anybody but directors of porn.
But you have to admit that being a fuck-up and being an asshole are by no means mutually exclusive.
Reverse cowgirl is one of the reasons most porn leaves me completely flat. So dumb.
Well, no, they are not mutually exclusive. But you can be a fuckup without being an asshole (my god, I work with these people!), and you can be an asshole without being a fuckup, like, oh, Hugh Hefner or Dick Cheney.
They are two states that one should attempt to avoid.
Porn. There's a subject. Why is something so popular so bad?
Fantastic!!!
I got excited by the title.
Don’t I know how you feel!!
The only time I really like that position is when I'm poking the poopshoot, diddling the goods, and talking nasty in my wife's ear. Just sayin'.
(The rule says the apostrophe goes after the punctuation, right? I didn't look right, so I just said, "Fuck it!")
I just got off from a shift of reverse cowgirl...
i read s.breslin's blog for a while. then gave it up. and just now went back to see if anything good or new was happening.
nope.
p.s. is she related to Jimmy? God, hope not.
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