Saturday, June 07, 2008

Two items

1. Effective immediately, the main directive for all operations is this: don't be a fuck-up.

2. Although I find the "reverse cowgirl" position completely unsatisfying, I may have found a much taller kindred spirit.


deangc said...

And don't be an asshole. Don't be a fuckup and don't be an asshole.

Reverse cowgirl doesn't seem to work for anybody but directors of porn.

Erin O'Brien said...

But you have to admit that being a fuck-up and being an asshole are by no means mutually exclusive.

Reverse cowgirl is one of the reasons most porn leaves me completely flat. So dumb.

deangc said...

Well, no, they are not mutually exclusive. But you can be a fuckup without being an asshole (my god, I work with these people!), and you can be an asshole without being a fuckup, like, oh, Hugh Hefner or Dick Cheney.

They are two states that one should attempt to avoid.

Porn. There's a subject. Why is something so popular so bad?

Kamasutra said...

I got excited by the title.
Don’t I know how you feel!!

ajooja said...

The only time I really like that position is when I'm poking the poopshoot, diddling the goods, and talking nasty in my wife's ear. Just sayin'.

(The rule says the apostrophe goes after the punctuation, right? I didn't look right, so I just said, "Fuck it!")

Divana said...

I just got off from a shift of reverse cowgirl...

Anonymous said...

i read s.breslin's blog for a while. then gave it up. and just now went back to see if anything good or new was happening.
p.s. is she related to Jimmy? God, hope not.