Monday, June 23, 2008

Thank you George W. Bush

Dear President Bush,

On behalf of myself, my husband, my daughter, my sister-in-law, my brother-in-law and my nephew, I would like to offer sincere thanks to you and your darling administration for making our trip to dyed-in-the-red-white-and-blue DisneyWorld better than it might have been without your laborious country-leading efforts.

Due to the incredible shrinking dollar, that nasty business in Iraq and a host of other situations you've gotten us into, our vacation landed smack dab in the middle of the George W. Bush Recession--soon to be worldwide if it isn't already. Hence, although we used the money that you so kindly printed for us in order to go on vacation, other good Americans have more pressing needs for their freshly inked cash--such as a $100 tank of gas (sort of important when you're living out of your car after your George W. Bush-encouraged piece-of-shit high-risk home loan went into foreclosure), a $3 loaf of bread, a $2 roll of toilet paper, etc.

Whatever the reason, many of the good Americans that might have been standing in line to ride Disney's Aerosmith Rock-n-Rollercoaster, enjoy the Jungle Safari or tour the famous Haunted Mansion just plain weren't there and the resulting wait times for rides in The Happiest Place on Earth were rarely longer than 30 minutes. So thanks for that, Bushie. It made our trip super swell!

Other than this unexpected windfall, I pretty much think you're a cocksucker of the highest order.


Erin O'Brien


Anonymous said...

"... and the congregation replied "AMEN!"


Anonymous said...

So, Erin, I take it you don't like W then, eh?

As for $3 loaves of bread, I can make my own for much less than that. Which is a good thing, I think. Not to mention it tastes great too.

The Retired Army Guy

Erin O'Brien said...

Thanks RJ.

And as for you Al (TRAG), I KNEW we'd be hearing from you on this post! I wish you lived next door, I'd come over every single day and eat your bread. I'd even bring beer--really cold cheap shitty Cleveland beer, but beer nonetheless!

Anonymous said...

Speaking of beer, the recipe I use for said bread uses ... you guessed it ... beer.


Jarvis Rockhall said...

Wanna hear something really scary?

There. Is. Another!

JEB Bush's eldest son is none other than George P. Bush.

I'm taking bets on whether we'll
have a George Bush III in a decade
or two...

deangc said...

Personally, I think Dubya has fucked it up for anyone named George Bush.

Amy L. Hanna said...

If I'm reading this post correctly, I think you really meant to say "mother effing cocksucker of the lowest order".

Divana said...


Mongrel Porksword said...

Another good thing about the economic mess we're in is that the hookers are lowering their prices.

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