One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his lawn chair drinking beer and watching his wife mow the lawn. A neighbour lady was so outraged at this, she came over and shouted at the man, "You should be hung!" To which he calmly replied, "I am. That's why she cuts the grass!"
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One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his lawn chair drinking beer and watching his wife mow the lawn.
A neighbour lady was so outraged at this, she came over and shouted at the man, "You should be hung!"
To which he calmly replied, "I am. That's why she cuts the grass!"
RJ
You're gonna get me in trouble at work one of these days.
I have to post this.
Wooly nads.
Congratulations on making the Smiling Irish Bastard Hall of Fame.
I think...
Sock Monkey isn't going yo do much with that limp noodle.
wow. i mean.....wow!!!
(and why is she playing cymbals in the last photo? am i the only one who noticed that?)
GG: if your monkey had a schlong like that, you'd be celebrating with an entire marching band!
And I will point out that I resent being made to feel sexually inadequate by a sock monkey.
the best part: made from recycled materials.
I've got him beat by a mile.
I love the sock monkey! How brilliant is that? A giant anatomically correct sock monkey.
I could snore all night and give it's sock-pecker a nice squeeze. It's a happy, happy thing.
That yarn will burn up your hoo-hoo.
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