Thursday, June 26, 2008

If I were single

I'd sleep with one of these.

Link courtesy of a smiling Irish bastard.

That is all.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his lawn chair drinking beer and watching his wife mow the lawn.
A neighbour lady was so outraged at this, she came over and shouted at the man, "You should be hung!"
To which he calmly replied, "I am. That's why she cuts the grass!"

RJ

Paul said...

You're gonna get me in trouble at work one of these days.

Divana said...

I have to post this.

Wooly nads.

Zen Wizard said...

Congratulations on making the Smiling Irish Bastard Hall of Fame.

I think...

Hal said...

Sock Monkey isn't going yo do much with that limp noodle.

GLITTERGIRL said...

wow. i mean.....wow!!!

(and why is she playing cymbals in the last photo? am i the only one who noticed that?)

deangc said...

GG: if your monkey had a schlong like that, you'd be celebrating with an entire marching band!

deangc said...

And I will point out that I resent being made to feel sexually inadequate by a sock monkey.

swine said...

the best part: made from recycled materials.

Mongrel Porksword said...

I've got him beat by a mile.

Erin O'Brien said...

I love the sock monkey! How brilliant is that? A giant anatomically correct sock monkey.

I could snore all night and give it's sock-pecker a nice squeeze. It's a happy, happy thing.

THE MERKIN MAN said...

That yarn will burn up your hoo-hoo.