Tuesday, June 03, 2008
Even the losers
In a perfect world, Danica Patrick and Hillary Clinton would be sitting next to each other in a dark, shitty bar. They'd spend hour after hour ordering rounds, shaking their heads and muttering about what went wrong.
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Danica is fine, she won her race not to long ago, to be in sixth is pretty good at the big show.Yes she was taken out but really to go to first would have been a real feat for any driver, if Scott Dixon had been in sixth and Danica in first I doubt he could have taken the lead is what I am saying.
+1 @ Josh - agreed.
And given her proven grit, perhaps Danica could offer some driver "points" for Senator Clinton's possible next move on the proverbial track.
in this scenario - is danica wearing anything?
You're talking about Bill Clinton, right...?
No. In a perfect world Danica crashes and burns and Hillary...well, she just did that last night, so we're halfway there.
I'd have voted for Hillary...Sir Edmund, that is.
FYI, that whole 'Erin Big Boobs' thing? Um, yeah that was me.
Danica is wearing one of Hillary's old pantsuits.
tee-hee!
I feel old. The millenials are coming. Set 'em up again barkeep.
RJ
In Danica Patrick's case, she was struck by a photogenic opponent who offered no concrete solutions, only glittering generalities and a nebulous promise of "Change," and a hungry racing audience ate it up.
What went wrong?
I'll tell you what what wrong!
*Life*
That's what went wrong.
In a perfect world, Danica Patrick would have me servicing her chassis regularly.
She is the real deal, grit, fire, takes no shit, the country needs more women like her. Usta have a bunch, but then the menfolk pussied out and made angry, frustrated women who've forgotten they really are Goddesses...
Rest assured that neither I nor the Guru Rasa Von Werder have forgotten that we are goddesses.
EDIT: Make that Danica, Hillary, and Big Brown's trainer.
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Of course, the horse would have to be left outside the bar.
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