Tuesday, June 03, 2008

Even the losers

In a perfect world, Danica Patrick and Hillary Clinton would be sitting next to each other in a dark, shitty bar. They'd spend hour after hour ordering rounds, shaking their heads and muttering about what went wrong.

13 comments:

josh williams said...

Danica is fine, she won her race not to long ago, to be in sixth is pretty good at the big show.Yes she was taken out but really to go to first would have been a real feat for any driver, if Scott Dixon had been in sixth and Danica in first I doubt he could have taken the lead is what I am saying.

Amy L. Hanna said...

+1 @ Josh - agreed.

And given her proven grit, perhaps Danica could offer some driver "points" for Senator Clinton's possible next move on the proverbial track.

Chato said...

in this scenario - is danica wearing anything?

Divana said...

You're talking about Bill Clinton, right...?

swine said...

No. In a perfect world Danica crashes and burns and Hillary...well, she just did that last night, so we're halfway there.

I'd have voted for Hillary...Sir Edmund, that is.

Velvet Fog said...

FYI, that whole 'Erin Big Boobs' thing? Um, yeah that was me.

Erin O'Brien said...

Danica is wearing one of Hillary's old pantsuits.

tee-hee!

Anonymous said...

I feel old. The millenials are coming. Set 'em up again barkeep.

RJ

Zen Wizard said...

In Danica Patrick's case, she was struck by a photogenic opponent who offered no concrete solutions, only glittering generalities and a nebulous promise of "Change," and a hungry racing audience ate it up.

Jarvis Rockhall said...

What went wrong?
I'll tell you what what wrong!

*Life*

That's what went wrong.

philbilly said...

In a perfect world, Danica Patrick would have me servicing her chassis regularly.

She is the real deal, grit, fire, takes no shit, the country needs more women like her. Usta have a bunch, but then the menfolk pussied out and made angry, frustrated women who've forgotten they really are Goddesses...

Erin O'Brien said...

Rest assured that neither I nor the Guru Rasa Von Werder have forgotten that we are goddesses.

Amy L. Hanna said...

EDIT: Make that Danica, Hillary, and Big Brown's trainer.

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Of course, the horse would have to be left outside the bar.