Thursday, May 22, 2008

Guru Rasa Von Werder

27 comments:

Erin O'Brien said...

The Guru Rasa Von Werder is a woman of many talents.

To find out exactly who is Rasa Von Werder, and view additional photos, click here.

Woman Thou Art God!

Velvet Fog said...

boobs.

hail the reptilians said...

Wow. Good thing I've been saving all my tinfoil: I'll be able to cover my whole body soon.

Of course, I'll smell like cooked meat and I'll have the fend off the neighborhood dogs, but at least I'll be protected.

I've never felt so normal in my life as I do watching this....

deangc said...

Uh...

giant computers. Microchips. David Icke (knew he would figure in here somewhere)...

breastfeeding.

Whataminit! She said breastfeeding!

Erin O'Brien said...

Fog! You noticed!

Hail: She's hypnotic, no? Make sure you catch her "Many talents" dance link in my first comment.

Erin O'Brien said...

Hi Dean. I think she could feed a whole goddamn country.

Velvet Fog said...

I was going to comment on what she was saying, but truthfully I wasn't paying any attention to her words.

Anonymous said...

She saw God face to face and lived. Obviously God wasn't looking at her face, either.

RJ

Julia Farley said...

"Now...they've come out with BIGGER...BIGGER computers now..."

MmmmGrorf!!! I think they are hiding them in yer breasticles.

Holy LaLeche, Batman!

philbilly said...

Take me to your leaders.

Anonymous said...

I can't look away.......

NADINA

danb said...

Sweet smokin' jeebus.

What I want to know is, who is the they when she says they?

reptiles taste like chicken said...

Dance moves? Bah! I was looking at the free nude pix she posts. About the only worthwhile part of her website. Sorry ladies, not very gentlemanly of me...but Chesty LaRue there (cousin to Busty St.Claire, for you Simpsons fans) starts talking, nothing can be heard that helps her cause...whatever it may be.

How does this happen? How do people come to believe this stuff? More importantly: Yoinks, those are ridiculous!!

Divana said...

The macro chip is a demonic being that put their reptilian-alien DNA into women. Add water and viola - instant KNOCKERS!!

Divana said...

I think this is the same woman before she went grey...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msGGueqdzm0

Jarvis Rockhall said...

"They can control your thoughts"

Consider them controlled...

deangc said...

That dance video she posted is one weird, weird clip. Like skin-crawling weird. Wanting to wash my eyes with lysol weird.

Erin O'Brien said...

WARNING!

What this woman says is true! She is controlling our brains with microchips and once you begin watching her videos, you cannot stop. She has many many lecture videos AND dance videos.

It's all terrifying. Terrifying, I tell you!

Amy L. Hanna said...

I had to click the STOP button after those first three minutes of drivel.

Even I have to concede that this woman's bosom is more believable.

danb said...

Okay.

What. The. Fuck.

That is one of the most unhinged bits of video that I have seen since I don't know when.

I've finally found a dance sequence that was worse than The Dude's landlord doing his interpretation of "Night On Bald Mountain" or whatever the hell it was.

Break out the eye bleach.

Mongrel Porksword said...

What a trip to Russia I could have with those!

Divana said...

Omg, Erin, I'm dying of laughter from the masturbation/enema vid! I had to create a youtube account just so that I can view the dance vids! I'm going to check it out right now! omg, hahahaahah!!!

Deodand said...

Have anyone's eyes made it up to her face yet?

Divana said...

This is one of my favorite dances by the Guru Rasa Von Werner: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz6h_vcEgeo

You should hear her talking about Baba Muktananda: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gy6r3Iw1qX8

I'm going to try and find her on facebook to secure a spot in heaven....

philbilly said...

Well I'll be weaned, this is 1970's Kellie Everts, Stripper for God and the first female body builder. Thought they looked familiar. Meant to write "take me to your liters" before.

Divana said...

Dudes, I have been installed in Guru Rasa Von Werner's heart and now lost in her boobs!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gy6r3Iw1qX8

Bard of Ely said...

I have been saying for years that it is a great shame that it is all men talking about conspiracy theories and alternative history. It's been all male authors and speakers talking about the mostly male beings that got us into this mess. We need a woman's viewpoint and we need women speakers and writers and at last we have Guru Rasa who is leading the way in this role!
I think she is inspired and inspiring and she makes perfect sense to me! I believe in the work of Guru Rasa Von Werder as a force for change in the world!