Some people call you Canadian Soldiers. Some call you mayflies. Some call you midges. I just want to call you and say thanks for irritating the living bejesees out of those stinky Yankees during last night's Indians game. I grew up with about a zillion of you guys all over my whole life for every summer and I know exactly how you work.
I knew that DEET those guys were spraying all over wouldn't do a thing to deter you guys. And I for one saw those itty-bitty Indian's jerseys you were all wearing. They looked real nice.
I also know that there was nothing freakish about how you guys were behaving last night like that news link above says. You were just doing your regular-born Cleveland way of living.
Anyhow, I think you lake bugs showed everyone just the sort of team spirit that runs through a town like Cleveland. You guys kick serious ass.