Writer Erin O'Brien comments on all things human.
I had one where I used the word "dick" instead of "disk" in an advertiser's name. It was published.The guy got a good laugh out of it and a free ad the next issue. :)
Hmmm, that sounds vaguely like an inslut.
Ajooja: Make me a copy of that dick when you get a chance, baby.Libby: Bravo, bravo, bravo!
I once tried typing 'tangential.' It came out 'tangenital'--which, to me, sounds like a really fun branch of higher math : )
I once carefully composed and typed a business letter. Can't remember whether it was a cover letter or what, but it was important. Read it over 3 times. Sent it. Reread it. I had signed off, "Best Retards."
I like happy accidents, like when my massage therapist starts stoking my third leg before she realizes. One must be understanding of life's little mistakes. So I just tip her extra and call it even.
I'm a reslut kinda guy!
I used to hate having to reslut. It was such a hassle.
Kristin: Or like something that happens when you sunbathe in the nude.Paul: Hey, at least you gave them your best retards.Tree: Exactly how long does it take her to realize the mistake?Jam: No, you are a J. Mallaw.Dean: It's sort of like a retread.
When she has more lotion than she started with.
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