Upon arrival
First thing's first and what does that mean campers? That's right! Safety is #1 at Camp Erin. So all campers are to report to my cabin upon arrival for a thorough physical inspection. Now don't be embarrassed. Inspections are 100% private and Councilor Erin has seen it all.
A typical day
11 a.m. Reveille. Actually, let's make that noon. And now that I think of it, eff that bugle guy. Let's ease into the day. I'll pipe some Nina Simone over the loudspeakers.
12:15 p.m. Mimosa wake-ups.
1:30 p.m. I suppose we ought to eat something.
2:15 p.m. Body painting
3 p.m. Topless yoga (view or participate)
3:15 p.m. Beer
4:30 p.m. Special friend time followed by nap
6:30 p.m. Campfire cocktails and Dark Practice (Tarot, Witchcraft, Levitation, etc.)
7:30 p.m. Food fun. Be creative! Use another camper as a plate. Lick someone else's fingers. Find a special friend and see how well they eat with their hands tied behind their back.
8:30 p.m. Candy bar break (Twix, Reese's, Butterfinger, Nestle Crunch, KitKat, Milky Way, York Peppermint Patty, Mallow Cup, etc.)
8:45 p.m. Skinnydipping
9:30 p.m. Let's watch a movie!
11:30 p.m. Martinis and midnight snacks. Yum!
12:30 a.m. Make your own Movie!
2 a.m. Nightcap
3 a.m. Tuck someone in.
Don't forget
Aspirin
Rubbing alcohol
Regular alcohol
Marital aids
Adult literature and accessories
Condoms
Personal lubricant
Mouthwash
Optional items
Underwear
Bible
32 comments:
You are too funny. I love it.
Did you see the movie, Fur?
I think you'd like it . . .
My bags are packed Erin! Just another pack of condoms and I'm ready.
See you soon!
How much for seconds on the body inspection? I mean you want to be thorough, don't you?
sounds like fun! i think i'm a little too young yet, though...
Nin: Based solely on the title, I can tell you I need to see this movie.
EBEZP: You're cabin's ready, baby.
JW: Actually, I prolly need an assistant. How about you be my deputy?
Shaina: No worries. Look for Erin's Youth Camp in 2008!
Sounds like a fabulous vacation. When? Where? How do I register?
(same questions as pocketct: when? where? How do I register?)
~d heart Erin
Ditto pocketetc and ~d. Do you take Canadian funds at par?
(May I pay for sxkitten to come? Just so I can invite her to be my special friend at 4:30?) heh heh heh
Sign me up, sista!
~d: hell, I'll pay. You girls have fun now, hear?
No running in the halls.
O'Brien: I want to be in charge of the skinnydipping.
Hmmmmm.....what do we have to do to earn badges???
Oops....that last comment about earning badges was me....DogsDontPurr. For some reason, Blogger doesn't want to play with me tonight.
I guess we can leave the bible at home... or I could use it to spank somebody with it, not to hard of course.
Pocket: A macaw will fly by your house and drop an aspirin-sized tablet on your front porch. Swallow it and wait.
~d: hearts!!
Sxk: Camp Erin is free. All we expect is enthusiastic participation.
~d: You girls are just the sort of campers we're looking for!
Pammy: You're in.
Dean: Done. And you get to wear a cap and a whistle!
Dogs: Badges are awarded based on enthusiasm. Be enthusiastic!
Mone: Very, very nice. This is just the sort of creativity that Camp Erin is all about.
Don't forget to encourage special human Erin camp tricks! I think mine would be to whistle and hum at the same time during special friend time, adding in a side of the arms tied behind the back action billed for later in the day. Or am I being too greedy in multi-tasking?
Tell me you are bringing the rubber gloves and I'm in.
Nina Simone and mimosas. I'm in.
My word...someone in that tub ate beans for breakfast...
The Chattanooga Motel 6 with the weekly rate is looking real good, all of a sudden...
Cheek: I was thinking of adding a time slot for "Let's play tie-up." Guess I'll put you in charge of that activity.
Tree baby. If you want rubber gloves, we got rubber gloves.
Brook: Good. Your bunk's all ready.
JJ: Good point. We're going to need a rule board. #1 will be "no poofing in the hot tub."
Zen: When does a hot pillow motel NOT look good?
Sorry about the beans.
Badger! Go to your room!
Are you not going to spank me first for being a very very bad boy.
Badger? Please, please, please change your avatar.
Please??
Hey, what about the Baggies and rubber bands? You know I can't polish it down without that stuff.
don't forget the Ben Gay
I'll bring sunscreen (enough for everyone) and a camera to send photos of the fun back home.
Can we make Smores?
Can we let Mone spank Badger with her bible?
Noon doesn't work for me. And, instead of yoga watching, can I experiment with over-the-counter cold medicine and vodka at 3?
I know. "Don't be that kid." And, I don't expect special treatment. I just had a bad experience with yoga, and I've found it to be almost as hard on the knees as the Catholic religion.
i'm headed yer way with my sleeping bag and beer...
I've been to a camp much like this one, though I think they used the words "fetish convention." I think it might be more effective to have "Dark Practice" later in the evening when it's actually dark. It adds to the ambiance.
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