What could be more wholesome than a fun-filled week of activities, games and playtime? So load up your sleeping bags, Boppers, and come on down to Camp Erin!
First thing's first and what does that mean campers? That's right! Safety is #1 at Camp Erin. So all campers are to report to my cabin upon arrival for a thorough physical inspection. Now don't be embarrassed. Inspections are 100% private and Councilor Erin has seen it all.
A typical day
11 a.m. Reveille. Actually, let's make that noon. And now that I think of it, eff that bugle guy. Let's ease into the day. I'll pipe some Nina Simone over the loudspeakers.
12:15 p.m. Mimosa wake-ups.
1:30 p.m. I suppose we ought to eat something.
2:15 p.m. Body painting
3 p.m. Topless yoga (view or participate)
3:15 p.m. Beer
4:30 p.m. Special friend time followed by nap
6:30 p.m. Campfire cocktails and Dark Practice (Tarot, Witchcraft, Levitation, etc.)
7:30 p.m. Food fun. Be creative! Use another camper as a plate. Lick someone else's fingers. Find a special friend and see how well they eat with their hands tied behind their back.
8:30 p.m. Candy bar break (Twix, Reese's, Butterfinger, Nestle Crunch, KitKat, Milky Way, York Peppermint Patty, Mallow Cup, etc.)
8:45 p.m. Skinnydipping
9:30 p.m. Let's watch a movie!
11:30 p.m. Martinis and midnight snacks. Yum!
12:30 a.m. Make your own Movie!
2 a.m. Nightcap
3 a.m. Tuck someone in.
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