Dan: HEY MO FO! I got the effing cat out there! And the ears! I even got the eggs and shit! It was 8 a.m. and I was already into the Heineken, so give me an effing break!
JLS: Do ya' think Dubya ate meat yesterday? Maybe if that effer ate meat yesterday, he'll go to hell. Whaddaya think?
I have seen cases like this before. Don't worry, the ears will drop off eventually. Do not on any account look into the eyes of the cat - as I have just done.
Jam. Let me explain. This shit sucks dick. Gottit? Sucks. Dick.
Hal: Hey! Maybe I can send the cat to Dubya and he'll eat it and die.
Helen, not only do I have to worry about the snow and the cat and the fact that I'm out of Heineken, now I am a little concerned that you, young lady, are spending a little too much time on the Sesame Street YouTube vibe.
Dogs: Why limit the enjoyment of such a fine beverage!
Chick: How atrocious is this? Effing insane!
Darb: You are on the West Side, no? Where there is a meager dusting? Come on over here and shovel some of this shit!
Signs: No matter my response, you'll be transfixed for hours and hours and hours and hours ..
Corn: You are so right! All this SHIT started when the effing CAT showed up!
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What... no soup can? You're really slipping, kiddo.
Dan
Our risen Savior's sacred heart is doing the boogaloo up in heaven.
Dan: HEY MO FO! I got the effing cat out there! And the ears! I even got the eggs and shit! It was 8 a.m. and I was already into the Heineken, so give me an effing break!
JLS: Do ya' think Dubya ate meat yesterday? Maybe if that effer ate meat yesterday, he'll go to hell. Whaddaya think?
easter egg hunt in the snow!!!!
Eating meat on Good Friday is the least of W's worries.
And that cat is the most hideous thing I have ever seen on planet earth. So hideous, it's funny.
The post so nice, I'm sending it twice:
Reminds me a of a skit on the "Muppet Show" from back in the day.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeWnA2KQpDE
Enjoy!
Heineken....it's not just for breakfast anymore!
I think the cat is quite charming. What I do find hideous is all that f-in' snow!
Sweet f'ing Cleveland.
I have seen cases like this before. Don't worry, the ears will drop off eventually. Do not on any account look into the eyes of the cat - as I have just done.
Kill the e-vile cat. It is he who brings the apolcalyptic weather and makes your head grow bunny ears.
Jam. Let me explain. This shit sucks dick. Gottit? Sucks. Dick.
Hal: Hey! Maybe I can send the cat to Dubya and he'll eat it and die.
Helen, not only do I have to worry about the snow and the cat and the fact that I'm out of Heineken, now I am a little concerned that you, young lady, are spending a little too much time on the Sesame Street YouTube vibe.
Dogs: Why limit the enjoyment of such a fine beverage!
Chick: How atrocious is this? Effing insane!
Darb: You are on the West Side, no? Where there is a meager dusting? Come on over here and shovel some of this shit!
Signs: No matter my response, you'll be transfixed for hours and hours and hours and hours ..
Corn: You are so right! All this SHIT started when the effing CAT showed up!
I see you have the same weather as we do up here...nice, in't?
You are wearing far too many clothes for a Bunny. I'm just sayin'.
Oh. You I thought you lived on the West Side. That looks like the Snow Belt.
Happy Giant Killer Bunny Rabbit Day!
There is nothing remotely amusing about a cat wearing bunny ears.
Chickie C: A spring storm is one thing, but 10 days of snow in April is BULLSHIT!
Dean: Yeah right, it's 25 degrees. And those bunnies have fur.
JW: Southside. We're the secondary snow belt due to the elevation.
Snay: I even wore the ears out to dinner. I didn't kill anyone though.
Hal: Watch your ass or I'll send this evil voodoo monster over to you.
meager dusting my ass.
I think it's time to sacrifice the cat.
Just sayin.
Don't you own blow torches or sledgehammers or something? Could make for a great video blog :)
classy!
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