Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Ooof!

Richard over at Shadowscope tagged me. I realized that I already did the meme here, but I'll go ahead and list a few weird things anyway.

1. I regularly dream of having carnal relations with Doug Henning.

2. I can't think of a 2.

3. I know all the words to the "Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald."

3.26 There are truths and untruths in this post.

4. A cone vibrator is not an easy thing to operate properly.

5. I think there should be one word that means "operate properly" because typing that effer was a major bummer. How about properate?

6. "Soul Train" rocked. I effing loved that Don Cornelius guy.

6.35 I freak out when my toes are sucked.

19 comments:

Maureen McHugh said...

Lake Huron rolls, Superior sings/In the ruins of her ice water mansion/
Old Michigan steams like a young man's dreams,/The islands and bays are for sportsmen.

And farther below Lake Ontario/
Takes in what Lake Erie can send her/And the iron boats go as the mariners all know/With the gales of November remembered.

Toby said...

The cone vibrator reminds me of a sit and spin. Oddly enough the google search was porn free three pages deep. But vibrator really reminds me of a pic of an energy drink I saw today.

Unknown said...

I was almost afraid to come check it out. Damn, I almost forgot about that toe thing. Have to keep it in my head for next time...

Bugwit said...

I was on Superior in a 50 ft boat when a storm came up. I couldn't stop singing that song in my head. I couldn't sing it out loud, because the other passengers kept telling me to shut up!

Freak out in a good way? Just taking notes.

Helen Mansfield said...

Doug Henning and Gallager. You never see the two of them together. Hmm.
Yeah, I know. Henning's dead and Gallager is bald.

You probably had a thing for
Slim Goodbody

The Seeker 83 said...

Woke and just had to hear Van Morrison's Brand New Day and that made me think of you, e.
Time to gather the ST posse soon...miss you guys.

Erin O'Brien said...

Maureen: I can see you laying back in your satin dress in a room where I do what I won't confess.

Toby: Someone somewhere is reading this post and coming up with a diabolical combination of the cone, extreme energy shot and the sit and spin. AND I WANT ONE!

Richard: Hey sugar daddy. Whatcha doin, baby? You like my weird things do ya?

Bug: You have to see the Erin Toe Show live in order to understand.

Helen: Oh great. I watched that Slim Goodbody vid and now my pants are off.

wwwriter: luvluvluv Van. Miss you too! Hang tough.

Felix said...

God, I miss Doug Henning; I grew up watching his shows! I liked him better than Copperfield (he scared me for some reason)...

Never heard of "Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald"; but I'm working on getting the lyrics down for "American Pie". (Weird Al's "The Saga Begins" keeps slipping out!)

And Soul Train was so much better when Don Cornelius was hosting. Too bad he's only behind the scenes now...

dean said...

Did you know that Henning ran for election in Canada with the Natural Law Party of Canada? I'll bet you did.

I'm sure this is where your dreams of carnal knowledge come from.

dean said...

Oops. Wikipedia link. My bad.

Anonymous said...

1976 was the year of the cat.

Bugwit said...

I'll let you know next time I'm near Cleveland!

Erin O'Brien said...

Fhb3: And Dick Clark was a total piece of crap next to Cornelius, I don't care what anybody says.

Dean: I didn't know this fact, but now of course, my desire for him is that more arduous.

Hal: You go strolling through the crowd like PEEter Lorry ...

Bug: Purrr.

Toby said...

I should patent it quick.

Jon said...

The Doug Henning and Don Cornelious attraction is kind of grossing me out, but I would gladly suck on your toes :D

I'm just sayin'

jamwall said...

doug henning riding don cornelius' rainbow hair.

that's both my dream and my nightmare.

Bugwit said...

Mmm...come here, kitty. :-)

Unknown said...

Don Cornelius! Peace, Love and Keeping It Real!!!!

BirdMadGirl said...

OMG... I'm so with you on the anti-toe sucking thing. I can't even stand pedicure sponges between my toes. {{shudder}} Totally creeps me out.

However, I can completely milk someone for a foot rub... including toes. Odd, I know.