People have different ways of raising money. A buddy of mine is trying this. Then there's Dean Cochrane, who is raising money in order to buy this chick a bikini.
If I put on a bikini, it would be considered a danger to the general public and the authorities would come and haul me away. But I figured I'd jump on the fundraising bandwagon anyway.
As depicted in the photo, I'm using a more direct approach. I've taken a container that formerly housed 12 ounces of Duncan Hines buttercream frosting (trans fat lovers, rejoice) and did some high-tech modifications (I cut a slot in the top). Having only raised $3.65 (I put it in there myself), I figured I needed to bump up the campaign. Hence the new signage.
I've had this baby up all morning but haven't gotten any hits. Of course, I am home alone and I'm showcasing my efforts on the kitchen counter. Maybe I'll service the Goat when he comes home tonight and see if that gets me a couple of bucks. My goal is to purchase a new marital aid and some chewing gum.
If anyone out there wants to make a donation, here's the address:
P. O. Box 470167
Broadview Hts. OH 44147
And if you send me $20 bucks, I'll send you a signed copy of my book along with a surprise or two. Or you can get it on Amazon for less (sorry about that, but I've got to cover my costs and postage).
Thank you for your support.