So I'm on Stickam last night, just fooling around doing my email and general nonsense and hoping someone cool will drop in and say hello
I get a handful of visitors.
First comes this sexy young guy from France (he had a cam). He invites me to a private chat (to talk and "other things") and believe me, I was tempted. But I think most will agree that being naked on a webcam while diddling oneself and watching someone else diddle himself is sort of yucky. Hence, you will be glad to hear that I declined the gentlman's offer.
Another guy comes on (no cam) and asks to see my feet. Okay fine. I hoist my miserable hoof onto the desk and point the cam at it. I return the cam to the top of my computer. Just then my daughter comes in and starts tickling me with a puppet she'd made. The foot guy starts asking me again and again and again to have my daughter rub and/or kiss my feet.
How effing weird is that?
Oh yes, Satan was also there and can verify all of this. If you have a minute, go over to his place for one of the funniest YouTubes around.
Satan originally ran this animated graphic in this post. I fell in love with him as soon as I saw it. I even declared said love here.
That's all for now good people. I'm off to masticate and swallow.