No one wants to listen to me bellyache, so I won't. Instead, here's a link to a post wherein I reveal everything I know about self-gratification devices for men.
Oh, okay, fine. Too lazy to navigate around? Then enjoy this (ahem) teaser quote from the post's associated chain links:
The unique Sex In A Can makes the perfect bachelor party gift or dorm room accessory! Inside this simulated beer can is a sensual insert with an opening shaped like a vagina. The Real-Feel Super Skin material is velvety soft and 100% safe, and it's pleasantly scented for extra enjoyment. Functionally similar to the FleshLight, but smaller and without a rear cap to control suction. Overall length 7.5 inches (2.75 inch diameter). From Interactive Life Forms.
I'm worried. I'm very, very worried.
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6 comments:
What could be better than fucking a beer can?
ewh, imagine finding spentcanned vaginas laying around .
Knew a guy that did that to sox..a friend of a friend
Too small for me.
Fleshlight!
Everybody's got a little light
Under the sun!
Hello.
As you might have guessed, I am in some kind of a mood. All I really want to do is stand in public square and yell, "You're all a bunch of cocksuckers!" at the top of my lungs.
Generally considered to be poor form.
I promise to return as my jolly self in no time. Until then please carry on and whatever you do, follow the links around this post. There is some funny stuff to be found.
erf.
how practical, a fuckcan! And smal enough to fit in your jacket etc. so it will be there, available any moment!! Hahahahahah, thats great.
Is there anything for girls available too? Just wonder ;)
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