My dearly beloved is working night shift.
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31 comments:
MRBFK: Evil? Look at that little face, that beatific smile.
O'Brien: Without a soup can for reference, I really can't tell how big that thing is. It could be four inches, or it could be a yard.
I don't know what that is...I mean those white things underneath that dilco, are those pillows? Man I hate pillows.
hey that is dolo......
Does it have balls or is it a double ended one
Cute beanie baby.
He looks so.....happy. hehehe
I'm delighted to see you don't suffer from latex allergy. Good for you!
That looks like the one we're using in the play, only ours is purple.
you'd think the smile would be BIGGER considering where he may be HEADED. Hahaha.
(ahem)
Is it dishwasher safe?
I met his cousin a few weeks ago. Though not in the biblical sense. His cousin was a huge plastic lobster.
Please send my regards, and tell him he's cute in comparison to his scary relative.
Damn, you guys are as sick as I am.
Farouk: I am a harlot. Of course I entertain my husband's evil twin.
Dean: It is not four inches. It is not a yard.
Denny: It does so many things. It picks up sanitary napkins from the drug store on its way home from work. It makes a marvelous rhubarb pie. And it's a good listener. It even likes tomato soup.
Jesus: Of course you hate pillows. You're Jesus. Everyone knows you hate pillows.
N: Maybe I should name it that. "Come here, dolo! That's my good dolo!"
Bostick: Excellent question. It does not have balls, nor is it double ended.
Vince: Thank you, Mr. Parker.
Pammy: He is happy. He eats a lot of whole grains.
Hoffman: No allergy here! Woo-hoo!
Hal: And I'll bet yours does not have such a sunny disposition.
~d: He just looks small. He's very handsome in a suit and tie. He respects me.
Toby: Yet another excellent question. I don't know. It might scare the butter plates though and make give the turkey baster a complex.
Winters: Sounds like that lobster was one nasty customer. Don't send the likes of him around.
Richard: Welcome to the owner's manual, baby. That's what we do here.
That's your husband? 'Working the night shift' is a new metaphor for me. I like it. Mozzeltov to you both.
I suppose size DOESN'T really matter, does it chicks?
muahahahahahahhahahah
woot.
Bug, no it is not my husband. My husband is not that cheerful.
~d, I am not going to respond for fear of insulting half of my readers. Okay, I'll be an optimist--I am not going to respons for fear of insulting one quarter of my readers.
Roxi: I knew YOU would understand this post.
Jenn: woot. wootwoot!
I feel insulted.
Bug: Do not feel insulted. You clearly are not among the 25 percent of my readers who would have been insulted. Um ... right?
of course I understand honey.. How do you think I feel when my man goes down to texas for 3 months at a time..
I feel ya..
I feel ya hard and shit.
I've been thinking...
Would a barbie doll would be too knobbly and hairy on the head to use as a substitute?
If not, this may explain their popularity.
Look at his smile. I think it's lovely that you give him as much satisfaction as he gives you.
Roxi: Three whole months! eek!
Winters: I suspect there is a whole fetish subculture regarding this topic. I've even seen (ahem) phots supporting that assertion. As if poor Barbie didn't have enough troubles as it is.
Eve's other: Thing about this guy is that he never seems to tire, always has a sunny disposition, and never seems to ... um ... deflate. He's an all-round good citizen. And thanks.
Brooke: Yes. We have the perfect relationship.
You stole my guy. You bitch!
you're a dick
Tim Gager
Hmmmm.... 30 comments on a dildo post. Buncha pervs...
(from the sly grin he's exhibiting, looks like you guys met up in the bathroom or something before heading to bed...mwahahaha)
this must be the toy of your husband!!?
Wow. I've been dating his twin brother for years now....
Your's has a FACE?! It makes mine look like, well, just a dildo?! ;)
lollerskates
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