Friday, September 01, 2006

A snappy guy


My dearly beloved is working night shift.

31 comments:

Dean said...

MRBFK: Evil? Look at that little face, that beatific smile.

O'Brien: Without a soup can for reference, I really can't tell how big that thing is. It could be four inches, or it could be a yard.

Jesus Toast said...

I don't know what that is...I mean those white things underneath that dilco, are those pillows? Man I hate pillows.

Anonymous said...

hey that is dolo......

JBoombostick said...

Does it have balls or is it a double ended one

Unknown said...

Cute beanie baby.

Pammy said...

He looks so.....happy. hehehe

Anonymous said...

I'm delighted to see you don't suffer from latex allergy. Good for you!

Hal said...

That looks like the one we're using in the play, only ours is purple.

~d said...

you'd think the smile would be BIGGER considering where he may be HEADED. Hahaha.
(ahem)

Toby said...

Is it dishwasher safe?

Anonymous said...

I met his cousin a few weeks ago. Though not in the biblical sense. His cousin was a huge plastic lobster.

Please send my regards, and tell him he's cute in comparison to his scary relative.

Anonymous said...

Damn, you guys are as sick as I am.

Erin O'Brien said...

Farouk: I am a harlot. Of course I entertain my husband's evil twin.

Dean: It is not four inches. It is not a yard.

Denny: It does so many things. It picks up sanitary napkins from the drug store on its way home from work. It makes a marvelous rhubarb pie. And it's a good listener. It even likes tomato soup.

Jesus: Of course you hate pillows. You're Jesus. Everyone knows you hate pillows.

N: Maybe I should name it that. "Come here, dolo! That's my good dolo!"

Bostick: Excellent question. It does not have balls, nor is it double ended.

Vince: Thank you, Mr. Parker.

Pammy: He is happy. He eats a lot of whole grains.

Hoffman: No allergy here! Woo-hoo!

Hal: And I'll bet yours does not have such a sunny disposition.

~d: He just looks small. He's very handsome in a suit and tie. He respects me.

Toby: Yet another excellent question. I don't know. It might scare the butter plates though and make give the turkey baster a complex.

Winters: Sounds like that lobster was one nasty customer. Don't send the likes of him around.

Richard: Welcome to the owner's manual, baby. That's what we do here.

Bugwit said...

That's your husband? 'Working the night shift' is a new metaphor for me. I like it. Mozzeltov to you both.

~d said...

I suppose size DOESN'T really matter, does it chicks?

Roxi said...

muahahahahahahhahahah

that girl said...

woot.

Erin O'Brien said...

Bug, no it is not my husband. My husband is not that cheerful.

~d, I am not going to respond for fear of insulting half of my readers. Okay, I'll be an optimist--I am not going to respons for fear of insulting one quarter of my readers.

Roxi: I knew YOU would understand this post.

Jenn: woot. wootwoot!

Bugwit said...

I feel insulted.

Erin O'Brien said...

Bug: Do not feel insulted. You clearly are not among the 25 percent of my readers who would have been insulted. Um ... right?

Roxi said...

of course I understand honey.. How do you think I feel when my man goes down to texas for 3 months at a time..

I feel ya..

I feel ya hard and shit.

Anonymous said...

I've been thinking...
Would a barbie doll would be too knobbly and hairy on the head to use as a substitute?

If not, this may explain their popularity.

Scarlet Hip said...

Look at his smile. I think it's lovely that you give him as much satisfaction as he gives you.

Erin O'Brien said...

Roxi: Three whole months! eek!

Winters: I suspect there is a whole fetish subculture regarding this topic. I've even seen (ahem) phots supporting that assertion. As if poor Barbie didn't have enough troubles as it is.

Eve's other: Thing about this guy is that he never seems to tire, always has a sunny disposition, and never seems to ... um ... deflate. He's an all-round good citizen. And thanks.

Brooke: Yes. We have the perfect relationship.

PDD said...

You stole my guy. You bitch!

Anonymous said...

you're a dick

Tim Gager

Unknown said...

Hmmmm.... 30 comments on a dildo post. Buncha pervs...
(from the sly grin he's exhibiting, looks like you guys met up in the bathroom or something before heading to bed...mwahahaha)

henri Banks said...

this must be the toy of your husband!!?

Libby Spencer said...

Wow. I've been dating his twin brother for years now....

Nobody said...

Your's has a FACE?! It makes mine look like, well, just a dildo?! ;)

Loops O'Fury said...

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