Sunday, July 16, 2006

Sunday morning share time #21

Good morning bloggers.

You tell me. Which is more offensive?

This new cologne or an industrious cat?

21 comments:

Karen Little said...

I find the ASS ofensive. Yuk-o.

Scarlet Hip said...

I think the person that filmed the cat is the most offensive.

Anonymous said...

At least the cat video is marginally educational.

Dean said...

I find people who think that Liquid ASS is a great gag gift offensive.

We already have Liquid ASS. It's called diarrhea.

Unknown said...

I'd have to say the cat. At least you can keep the liquid ass bottled up.

Zen Wizard said...

If we condemn the cat for spending 5 minutes laying down scratching his nuts--let's just say I live in the proverbial glass house on that issue.

Liquid ass--where do I begin?

I would think the smell of buttcrack would be something one would pay to avoid.

I mean, isn't Irish Spring sort of the "anti-buttcrack"?

And you pay for that at Kroger, don't you? I would hope you do; not doing so is a misdemeanor.

PDD said...

Defintitely liquid ass. Customer feedback alone made me gag. The image of someone coming up with the idea and creating this liquid ass smell is priceless. I mean, it takes a certain kind of person to put their energy into liquid ass. I like this kind of person very much.

That cat is adorable. I would watch if my cat was rubbing on his knob. My coulsin used to have this small dog that did the same, except the knob part was larger, but not by much. I watched until the end. It was fascinating to see.

Have you ever seen hampsters mating? That is cool to see.

Anonymous said...

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
/inigo

Hal said...

Liquid Ass. Definitely. That would ruin someone's day.

The masturbating cat is too funny to be offensive.

josh williams said...

Liquid Ass, hell I'm a walking talking...nevermind.

Jozee said...

Liquid Ass reminds me of Locker Room and Rush. Remember that crap? Perhaps liquid ass was developed by the same folks.

The cat - hmm ,I agree with Brooke.

Helen Mansfield said...

Aw. At least the kitty isn't abusing anyone than himself.

Now the owner, well. They should get the kitty a female companion. Or, at the very least, a large stuffed animal that he can vent his frustrations out on.

Larry said...

Is it my imagination or is the User's Manual getting a bit sick???

Whatever happened to good old gratuitous sex ??

Erin O'Brien said...

Hello beautiful people.

I must admit. I find both terribly offensive, but it is also true that I am laughing so hard at all your comments, that my indecision about posting the rogue kittie and dreadful gag gift is waning.

Please be patient with my terrible self. Actual content and participation are coming this week.

luvluv,

Erin

jamwall said...

watching a cat masturbate to someone who happens to be wearing ass cologne.

garrett said...

You've got to quit causing me to commit cyber-crimes. Which watching that video could easily be. I don't know that for sure. I'm just paranoid.

And for the record, I only watched it for about 15 seconds. OK, 30.

Anonymous said...

I'm offended that anyone would violate that cat's privacy. Pisses me off whenever someone walks in on me.

Helen Mansfield said...

I hope the poor kitty has been declawed. Meouch!
Rename him Claud Balls.

I also believe that Estee Lauder has been making an entire line of floral ass cologne for a number of years now. Most grandmas and little old ladies wear it.

Mone said...

Liquid ass is just gross. Poor kitty, I would be really pissed if somebody was filming me at it... maybe she got paid for it?... an extra can of tuna? LOL

~d said...

I am with Karen on this one-the person who FILMED the cat is the most offensive.

Erin O'Brien said...

Apologies to all ye bloggers for this atrocious post. But ain't it fun being bad?

Thanks for all your comments, which were what made this one slightly tolerable.