1. Sadly, sometimes a person is better off succombing to the ravages of time. Don't believe me? Read this cautionary tale.
2. There are two items I neglected to include in my love/hate relationship post from a couple of days ago:
I hate Martha Stewart.
I love Jelly Belly jelly beans with unbridled passion.
3. We all know that StatCounter (or whatever hit-tracking program you use) is more maturbatory than actual masturbation.* Mine recently told me that someone found my site by googling, "'man farts during surgery." Okay, fine. God help me if I were judged soley by my Google searches. But I was hit 490 out of over 200,000 hits.
Hit 490, people!
I hope all that surfing was worth seeing this silly post (skim down to the Most Obnoxious Woman in the World part), which was the page that his Google search pointed to. Here was hit number one.
4. The square root of 182,329 is 427.
*Concept courtesy of Pen in Hand.