When I worked for BP Oil as a staff engineer, I smoked. I smoked at my desk. Hence, I am one of the people who is old enough to say, "Remember when we could smoke at our desks?"
I have an expandable envelope called a coupon secretary. It is filled with .... coupons. Hence, I am one of those women who wastes your time as she fiddles with her coupons at the checkout when you are just wanting to pay for your six-pack and frozen pizza.
Someone found this post of mine by searching Yahoo (UK and Ireland) for "hirsute women in panties" earlier today. Hence, I am ... uh ... nevermind.
I am going out with one of my associates tonight. We are going to bottle beer. Hence, when I wake up tomorrow, I shall be able to say that I have filled beer bottles (I had heretofore only emptied them).
I floss daily, love my mom, and give good head.